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Hey there. I'm Maria, just Maria for you, and Bubber when I'm at work.Yes, I'm fifteen and I got work. While I'm not at school, I kick a**... [This is hero job!] {ASSKICKING!} ...together with Pewpewman!
Yeah, right, backstory. Backstories are cool, so here's mine. There was a regular everyday normal guy named Joe, and there was just me, and a radioactive alien cow attack. They were about to attack me but Joe got on their way and saved my life. (AWWWW~) He got extremely irradiated and got a superpower - ability to shoot blasts from his eyes and hands. As for me, I just hit my head on the ground. HARD. {And now we live in her head. HAHAHAH} Yes... You do.
So, Joe decided to use his abilities for saving humanity, and he took the name of Pewpewman! Also, he decided to take me as his sidekick, since I know his secret and yadda yadda. [Like Captain America and Bucky?] {Or like Batman and Robin!} Yeah, kinda. {BUT WE'RE BETTER!} Stop yelling! So, now I'm training, and I own different kinds of melee weapons. Honestly... I'm still learning how to use them. {Most of the time you just stab Joe in the a** when he's not looking! HAHA!} I REGRET NOTHING.
So, yeah. One day I will murder Sniktman or at least maim him. Joe doesn't want to kill but I know it has to be done, dammit! But in my free time, I learn. With Joe or without him, I fight off the bad guys and solve problems. Pizza keeps me going alive. (Pizza!) [Pizza!!!] {PIZZAAAAA!} It's sad I don't always have money for it. But I take part-time jobs here and there. My dad's an alcoholic and he sleeps more than works. I doubt he even cares about me. Oh well. Joe's better to hang out with. ESPECIALLY WHEN WE'RE ASSKICKING! [It's called heroing! HEROING!] Shuddup!
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