About the one who is saying this sentence right now!!!

heys yay people it me kilala2cute and you have just stumbled across my page so take a gander (don't know if i spelled it right) around!!! BTW i am always looking for more funny pics for my page but i don't like swear words sorry not allowed to have that on here

okay so umm *insert wisecrack saying here* and *insert sarcasm here* then *insert something funny and/or perverted here*. Then using Darwin's theory of evolution *throw penguin at screen,wait for it, not yet, get twitchy yet? NOW!!!* alright and there's your free energy!