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Report | 07/25/2008 2:50 pm

The Roxy Girl

Silly Pick Up Lines to all my friends...These are lame but some are funny.



Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.

I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.

guy:what's on your face??

girl:what what get it off get it off

guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes

That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!

Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

You've got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!

You've go something on you head. (what?) A halo.

Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

"Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?"

You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.

Do you have the time..cause I’ve got the place!!

Are you a fisherman because you've got me on the hook.

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."

Do you drink a lot of Snapple? Because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth.

If your beauty was like gas, my car would never need refilled.

Hey I bought a new couch you wanna see it?

Santa must've come early this year, cuz you were first on my christmas-list.

You're so pretty i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

Is this the Matrix, because I think you're the One.

I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looks at arms).

They call me "milk", 'cause I do a body good.

Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?

I got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

I don't normally date models, but ok, here's my number...

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

Are we in Lord of The Rings? cause I swear your my precious...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...

"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Report | 04/22/2008 1:17 am

The Roxy Girl

....i don't get it..

Report | 04/08/2008 4:19 am

Stevo the Human

How do you kill a photograph?



You blow it up!

Report | 04/04/2008 1:31 pm

Lucy X Elfen Lied

Hey Dawn. I need to hire you...

Report | 03/21/2008 9:29 pm

The Forgotten Archangel

Ill be your friend

Report | 03/18/2008 8:59 pm

Lucy X Elfen Lied

Hi

Report | 03/13/2008 8:22 am

Dwaneman

WHO ARE YOU!!!

Report | 03/08/2008 10:33 pm

Kitty Lucky

Thanks for being manager! Looking forward to working with you.

Report | 01/12/2008 3:59 am

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Report | 07/11/2007 6:51 pm

Silent Howler

Thanks ^^

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