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Why, hello there. You're probably wondering why I'm here. The answer is simple. I'm an agent of chaos. I'm just here to create a little anarchy. How about you, hmm? Would you like to join my crusade against order and revel in the confusing, chaotic free-for-all that is the universe's natural state of being? Heh. Ha. He. Ho. Aha. You want to know why I do what I do? I'm just a dog chasing a car. I just do...things. Gotham needs to smile more and I'm just the man to give them what they need.

You see, this is my city. No matter what happens, it will always be MY city. The cops, they want order and law to rule everything. What fun is that, I ask you? Everybody going about their business in a whitewashed humorless daze. I'm just here to bring a little joy to the people. A little laughter is just what the doctor ordered. And who better to make 'em laugh than me? The people of Gotham deserve a joke or two. And I'm gonna give it to them.

However, there's always one person who just doesn't get the joke. In this instance, it's the Batman. Mister serious himself, the duke of defunct humor, the mirthless meister, the yin to my yang. He is my muse. And I'll kill anyone who thinks that they mean more to him than I do. Ahahahahahaha!!!!!

So, what do you say? My group is a little small at the moment, but we're in the market for some rapid expansion. Join me and I'll show you a good time. You'll laugh, you'll smile, you may even die. But that's what makes it fun.

Interested in how I met Harley? The story is here: Harley and me

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Demon Belladonna Report | 07/27/2017 9:56 pm: I love your avatar~!
Sweet Vittoria Report | 07/03/2016 7:20 am: -uncomfortably stares at emotion_dowant
Kinu-Shinku Report | 08/11/2014 5:02 pm: {[ Continuing from something said long ago. ]}

Raises a brow while looking at him from head to toe, before agreeing.
"Jur right.... Ve both attract enough from just our looks alone. Alz'ough.... zah looks I get might be abit different from yours."
BawiHussin Report | 08/06/2013 6:08 pm
1 Pinkamena Lover Report | 04/28/2013 1:36 pm: =^w^=
Botanical Beauty Report | 04/05/2013 5:08 am: I think we were once friends on my Harley account, ha, funny how the tables have turned. Anyways, says your birthday is in 3 days, I however won't be around, so I thought I'd cover it now. Hope you have a terrific one!
General Barda Report | 12/17/2012 1:42 pm: Oh how fun! I haven't done faires in ages, and fun being a boy too :} those little fellas are quite mischevious, my husband has a daughter, she does Batgirl and Wonder woman, we are still trying to get her to do a villian, though recently shes done Catwoman, so we can feel better ha ha. Well congrats, in case I didn't say that before.
General Barda Report | 12/17/2012 6:24 am: Marvel really? Ha ha then I might have been one of those screwy types :p I have a Mystique account on here :} But I know what you mean, no babehs for me...congratulations, I'd like to adopt some day, long story. It's been awhile for me too, been gone, I didn't neglect Harley, turned the profile into a hero/mutant kind of doubles for Marvel and DC I suppose, any type of character to ruffle the Bats feathers makes me a happy camper. Funny story, my husband I think will be the first ever fella that cosplays as both Joker and Batman, crazy! No Robin for me though, bleh...not ever, I look tacky in yellow. You know if your baby is going to be a boy or a girl, yet? Or is it going to be a surprise?
General Barda Report | 12/14/2012 9:48 am: Hey! I'm doing pretty good, noticed you got back too, horray for us being back, ha ha! I actually dumped off my old profile, thought if I cosplayed as Harley in RL that I wouldn't need to have a profile on here...yeah right xD I was wrong. But besides that doing alright, moved into a new house, new state and city too :}
General Barda Report | 12/13/2012 7:11 am: Hey hey! Don't know if you remember me, but it's me Harley The Mad, I'm back, and just wanted to hit up some of my old Harley contacts, hope you are well! :} -Harl

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THINGS I FIND FUNNY

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars?
Wanna know how I got 'em? Come here,
look at me. See, I had a wife —
beautiful, like you — who tells me that
I worry too much, who tells me that I
ought to smile more, who gambles and
gets in deep with the sharks. Hey.
One day they carve her face. We have
no money for surgeries. She can't take
it. I just want to see her smile again,
hmm? I just want her to know that
I don't care about the scars. So…
I stick a razor in my mouth and
do this… to myself. And you know
what? She can't stand the sight
of me! She leaves! Now, I see the funny
side. Now, I'm always smiling!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHA

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...Stranger.

I like this job - I like it!

Batman, Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind
of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat
gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

Don't ever apologize to no one for the way you look.

Oooo! I can see right up your skirt, you shameless hussy!
I can't understand why I was ever attracted to a tramp like you!

"Ladies and Gentlemen! You've
read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your
very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's
mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically
unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of
values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's
importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience
and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the
squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail
and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much
weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it
live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic
specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational
environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very
well." Faced with the inescapable fact that human
existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of
them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame
them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other
response would be crazy!"

Blind Babies.
Landmines.
AIDS.
Beloved pets in bad road accidents.
Statistics.
Pencilcases.
BRUNCH!
The Periodic Table of Elements.
Geniuses suffering irreversible brain damage.
REAL bad news.
Shattered faith.
Sombreros.
Politics.
Fish being gutted.
Fish being gutted.
Fish being gutted.
Bowel Cancer.
Fish being gutted.
Mister Ed.
Guns in Schools.
Martyrdom.
Cripples.
Racism.
Alzheimer's.
Batman.
BATMAN!

Plans, plans, plans. They always have their plans.
But the problem with their plan, is that when you take
an insane person to the asylum, you're just taking
him home - the very place he knows best.

You see, madness, as you know, is like
gravity. All it takes is a little push!

COMMEDIA

DELLA

MORTE

It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
Oh, what the heck I'll laugh anyway,
AHAHAHAHAHA!

Hello Beautiful...

The real joke is your stubborn,
bone deep conviction that somehow,
somewhere, all of this makes sense!
That's what cracks me up each time!

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