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Hello, You may call me Wallace Kirkland. That is not my real name, but I don't like my real name. So you can call me Wallace. See below for some facts about me. Wallace, the personification of Cornwall.I won't brush my damn hair.
I'm Cornwall.
I'm a city in UK.
You've probably never heard of me.
I'm really underground.
I dyed my hair black because blond is mainstream here in the UK.
England tells me to brush my hair. I won't though.
My only friend is Lille, or Gromit.
No one cares about me.
I'm still not gonna brush my hair.
I smell Chocolate Dreamsicle.
Swag.
My real name is Kingsley Kirkland, but you still have to call me Wallace.
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