About

Hello, You may call me Wallace Kirkland. That is not my real name, but I don't like my real name. So you can call me Wallace. See below for some facts about me. Wallace, the personification of Cornwall.

I won't brush my damn hair.

I'm Cornwall.

I'm a city in UK.

You've probably never heard of me.

I'm really underground.

I dyed my hair black because blond is mainstream here in the UK.

England tells me to brush my hair. I won't though.

My only friend is Lille, or Gromit.

No one cares about me.

I'm still not gonna brush my hair.

I smell Chocolate Dreamsicle.

Swag.

My real name is Kingsley Kirkland, but you still have to call me Wallace.