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I was born inside a very very very fat man..... A snake ate him 2 days later. He was me only friend but not no more. i congradulated the snake and gave him a diploma to collage. He jumped up and joy and then blew up. I felt happy for him and he felt dead. I danced later that night in joy of all that had happened. All of a sudden there was Micheal Jordan in my bathroom he got constepated then I gave him a high 5. The next thing a knew i was in another demension and Mr. T was there to he said i pitty da foo whoever gives a diploma to an ugly old fat brownish green snake. I layed there thinking...... I ran a marathon for many days to collect money to give it away free for the marathon. it WORKED! Tee hee foolish people. After that I went to the Sahara for a surf contest. The baskets were too high foir my taste but I pulled through. I got a cell phone so I could finally call the cell phone company about getting a cell phone! I like barbarosh! One day I was just a blind orange and I met a dude named FERNABULARET! I shot him several times before he finally gave up the dough/brownies. Thats when the rabies showed up. It was a huge stampede of babies all with the west nile and rabies. They swarmed me and gave me rabies. I got better though. so i decided to spend some time in the vast planes of new york, there i saw the kangaroos they fkew through the skies with a whale like technique, i spoke to the greatest man who ever lived...... venessa van bladak! he tought me how to finger paint. i painted a masterpiece out of wet fish and popcorn! it smelled like a thousend manaties, frolicing in the desert. then my printer went on the frits so i went to alaska to get it spayed, but the lady told me that was illegal in arkansas, so i went over to haties were i met janet jackson.but it wasnt janet it was the other one micheal thei look so alike period then i ended up in a store in swisconsin period then i heard nananana BATMAN and all of the sudden batman came with a robin and said look robin a date period then i ran off the stage....i fell down a pit and there i meet him again or she i dont no but that was micheal yup it was micheal period micheal hi period But that was'nt the least of my troubles an alien came and talked in a weird language nghcgjyfjffjkjkjdsrgjktrskljghbtrhlyrsjy........And thats how I became a constellation. They end.Alright dawgs heres some Anime I like:
Fullmetal Alchemist (Oh yeah it rocks)
Bleach
Inuyasha
Naruto
zatch bell yo
and lots more.......
Things I like:
Ice cream
Anime
Pink
Video Games
Watches (So I know what time it is)
Dogs
Bats woo hoo!
Bobble heads (dont know why)
Green
Wrist bands
Cool videos
Music
Chocolate
Chocolate flavored things
Things I hate:
The color yellow
Stupid anime
Stinky things
Goths
Boxes that dont open
Things that dont shut
Blabbering ppl
Some animals
Paper cuts
Folding
Work
Cleaning
Gettin sick
Doors that dont open
Dancing monkeys
Spending money
Losing bets
Fav. Characters are:
King Bradley (FMA He rocks out loud man)
Ed Elric (FMA)
Gaara (Naruto)
Rock lee!!!!!!! (Naruto)
Ichigo (Bleach)
Vegeta (Dragon ball Z)
Monkey D. Luffy (One piece)
Gaara (Naruto)
Neji (Naruto)
Roy mustang (FMA)
Zolo (One peice)
Things I figured out that is amazing!!!!:
Guys I just figured out that Faurien is a monkey playin on the computer!!!! Hes intellegent and his master tells him what to say.....
I figured out that newts can transform!!!! SWEET!!!
Did i mention fariens a monkey........??
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