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I'm just your normal, kooky, bi teenage girl. I play video games when I'm not on gaia such as Animal Crossing, DDR and anything that is Mario related. <3 I've been known to get quite crazy, especially at 2 in the morning after eating a ton of sugar. ^^; I try my best to make people laugh and to see the good in a bad situation. I dunno, I guess you can just say that I love to have fun and keep in touch with my inner child. <3

Kitty's Lame Jokes That Still Make Ya Laugh

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: DAM!!!
Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like bananas.
It's been raining cats and dogs and I just stepped in a poodle!
Q: What is a fish without an I/eye? A: A Fshhhhhhh
Seriously! My cat DID eat my homework! gonk
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducked.
You know a blonde is having a bad day when there is a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Q: Why didn't the turkey eat Thanksgiving supper?
A: Because he was stuffed!
So these two muffins are chillin' in an oven
Muffin 1: Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
Muffin 2: AHHHH!!! TALKING MUFFIN!!!
So these two snails are chillin'
Snail 1: I want a sports car so I can paint a big, "S" on it.
Snail 2: Why would you want to pain an, "S" on a sports car?
Snail 1: So when I drive by, people will be like, "Hey look at that S car go! (Escargo)"



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Kitty Arkeneathym:
*rolls about munching on popcorn* Pssh.. Kitty to earth.. I have officially reached random kooky stage... Report next mission. Over. Pssh

Kitty Arkeneathym:
Nuu! The popcorn is gone! Pssh.. Kitty to Earth. Send lazers so I can go popcorn digging! Over. Pssh

Kitty Arkeneathym:
Pssh. Earth to Kitty.. there is no more lasers.. we're sending chocolate instead.. make sure you don't.... ~fizzle~ *line dies*

Kitty Arkeneathym:
o.o Pssh! Kitty to Earth.. Don't what? Over. Pssh

Pshh!! Kitty to earth... DO YOU READ?!?!? OVER! Pssshhhhhhh

Marlewen: rofl
Kitty Arkeneathym:
... *twitch* o.< Excuse me alien miss.. Would you happen to have an extra part for my walkie-talkie?? It seems to be malfunctioning. 3nodding *holds up empty peel while talking with a full mouth*

Marlewen: Hmm...*puts pudding in it and covers it with bandaids*
Kitty Arkeneathym:
Thank you kind alien. :3 *goes back to yelling at banana, starts to twitch and falls over muttering*

Kitty Arkeneathym:
... sniffum.. *twitch*

Kitty Arkeneathym:
*twitch* ...ragus deen... *twitch*

Chibi Slasher:

Earth to Kitty, Earth to Kitty.. you tootsie roll
castle has been completed!

pssh, enjoy your stay

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Kitty Arkeneathym:
o.o Pssh Kitty to Earth. Princess rescued from B by M? Over. Psh.

Chibi Slasher:

Psh Earth to Kitty. Nay. Princess died, but B ran off with M & C. Over. Psh.

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Kitty Arkeneathym:
Psh. Kitty to Earth.. Who in the world is C?!?! Did they replace L?! Over. Psh.

Chibi Slasher:

Pssh. Earth to Kitty.. L is right beside you. C replaced K.
there's a national vocab change going on down here.
there's now only 25 letters in the Alphabet!

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Kitty Arkeneathym:
Psh. Kitty to Earth.. Oooh I get it now! Thanks for clearing up the marshmallow mess! Over and Out. Pssh.

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Purple Fur & Glitter Stars

Just a place to keep the lyrics and poems I'm working on. Feel free to post your thoughts about my songs!


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-x-iDemonNinja-o-

Report | 07/14/2009 9:09 pm

-x-iDemonNinja-o-

Thanks for buying.
Sickly Adam

Report | 06/23/2009 5:54 pm

Sickly Adam

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x_sammi_dee_x

Report | 09/30/2008 1:05 pm

x_sammi_dee_x

kool profile !!!
Kuuchu

Report | 08/06/2008 2:20 pm

Kuuchu

Oh wowie, Kitty, this looks great@
Orion13

Report | 08/06/2008 12:25 pm

Orion13

I likes the purpleness! User Image
Rlneta

Report | 07/05/2008 12:43 pm

Rlneta

Thanks for buying please enjoy your item
Merriara

Report | 07/02/2008 12:01 pm

Merriara

Thanks for buying!
ehhleen

Report | 07/02/2008 11:56 am

ehhleen

thank u for buying
Peach_xo

Report | 07/02/2008 11:55 am

Peach_xo

Thanks for the purchase. Enjoy ^.^
Call me Gay God

Report | 06/18/2008 8:11 am

Call me Gay God

Happy birthday bby.

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