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watches paranormal activity 1&2 i luvvs skerry movies almost as much as i luvv bein completely retardedly random biggrin:now time to copy nd paste a whol bunch of pointless crap biggrin wootwoot! wahmbulance
wahmbulance My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b***h wahmbulance
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experienceI
want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But only a man can fake a whole relationship
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
dreaming of a better world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned wink
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason, too full of s**t.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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