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Odds are I've pissed you off, creeped you out, ******** you up, made you into a man, made you into a woman, vomitted down your open throat, s**t on your future children, spit in your oatmeal, pissed in your koolaid, drugged your dog, ate your dog, made sweet love to your mustard dispenser and flashed your mum while she was cutting the crusts off your PB n' J.

Don't hate me for it - just know it'll happen again.