Do you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I can make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want you gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore?
If so, then you're the b*****d that stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes.
unfortunately i don't get a lot of freelance work - not enough to support myself anyway. i'm in the middle of interviewing for another retail job (sigh) and i've just been living off savings for the time being. it's kinda nice to get a break but since i've been so busy the past few years it gets really boring really quickly. what are you up to?
Drunken Ramblings
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