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Report | 04/18/2011 10:34 am

flamekitsune1010

poke

Report | 02/15/2010 9:00 pm

Jed

Seda?

Report | 08/13/2009 7:09 pm

Tamazondra

heart

Report | 04/12/2009 5:26 pm

Dr Shayla

hiii biggrin

Report | 04/08/2009 11:55 am

Chibi Arty

>w< EEEEEEEEEEEEGGGS~~~~~ <333

Wheee!! I haven't felt this gleeful since I was a wee little girl!
biggrin I miss hunting for easter eggs. <3 It was always so fun. <3

Report | 02/11/2009 12:37 am

Tamazondra

been ok... getting back into ren faire mode... you?

Report | 01/29/2009 5:59 pm

BlackAnglesKiss

Yo

Report | 12/25/2008 8:20 pm

Tamazondra

Happy Christmas!!!!

Report | 12/25/2008 7:56 pm

PrincesssZ

Happy Christmas!!!!

Report | 12/17/2008 6:24 pm

WingedGuardian

blink blink poof

Report | 12/16/2008 6:28 pm

Tamazondra

Report | 12/16/2008 6:24 pm

PrincesssZ

lol : D

Report | 12/12/2008 12:44 am

Tamazondra

lovin' it!!!!

Report | 11/27/2008 12:12 pm

WingedGuardian

A Turkey's Lament



When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,

My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,



Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow,

And he told me there was something that I had to know;



His look and his tone I will always remember,

When he told me of the horrors of ..... Black November;



"Come about August, now listen to me,

Each day you'll be thick, where once you were thin,

And you'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin.



"And then one morning, when you're warm in your bed,

In'll burst the farmer's wife, and hack off your head;



"Then she'll pluck out all your feathers so you're bald'n pink,



And scoop out all your insides and leave ya lyin' in the sink,



"And then comes the worst part" he said not bluffing,

"She'll spread your cheeks and pack your rear with stuffing".



Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat,

I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat,



And decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked,

I'd have to lay low and remain overlooked;



I began a new diet of nuts and granola,

High-roughage salads, juice and diet cola,



And as they ate pastries, chocolates and crepes,

I stayed in my room doing Jane Fonda tapes,



I maintained my weight of two pounds and a half,

And tried not to notice when the bigger birds laughed;



But 'twas I who was laughing, under my breath,

As they chomped and they chewed, ever closer to death;



And sure enough when Black November rolled around,

I was the last turkey left in the entire compound;



So now I'm a pet in the farmer's wife's lap;

I haven't a worry, so I eat and I nap,



She held me today, while sewing and humming,

And smiled at me and said "Christmas is coming..."

Report | 11/27/2008 11:52 am

WingedGuardian

Gobbly Gook, Goobly Geck,

that's not it What the Heck.



GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE, all that yummy food. Happy run around like a turky with it's head cut off day.

Report | 11/27/2008 11:38 am

Tamazondra

happy turkey population control day! lol....

Report | 11/10/2008 8:37 pm

WingedGuardian

~POOF~

Report | 11/10/2008 4:17 pm

WingedGuardian

I'd give her a HAH!, and a HIYAH!, and an OOOOOH WAH! and I'd kick her sir.

Report | 11/09/2008 12:26 am

PrincesssZ

likewise, nice to be in the company of such good friends

Report | 06/29/2008 4:37 pm

Scintillate Sempiternal

Random uber comment back to you1!

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