Want to hear the worst news in the world? Well I decided I was going to buy that mermaid. Then I did all this crap so that I could earn more gold so I could buy the mermaid. THEN!!! (and this is where it gets good) I discovered that you have to use CASH to buy her! Not gold. I hate my life. All I ever wanted was a mermaid.
I'm gonna get that mermaid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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