Yesterday my sister said to me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
And i said I dunno..why?
And she said CUZ ITS LEGS ARE SHORT! ROTFL.
And I was like... .......... wtf is wrong with u!?! without the wtf part.
And she's like GAB, why'd the farmer cross the road?
And i'm like..IDK.
And she's like..CUZ ITS LEGS ARE LONG! ROTFL.
And AGAIN I left puzzled, and freaked out. And hungry. D:
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
And i said I dunno..why?
And she said CUZ ITS LEGS ARE SHORT! ROTFL.
And I was like... .......... wtf is wrong with u!?! without the wtf part.
And she's like GAB, why'd the farmer cross the road?
And i'm like..IDK.
And she's like..CUZ ITS LEGS ARE LONG! ROTFL.
And AGAIN I left puzzled, and freaked out. And hungry. D:
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We TRUE HOMIES
We RIDE TOGETHER
We DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this. If you get 13 youre A TRUE HOMIE
Once upon a time there was a monkey.
He was a gay monkey so nobody liked him.
His favorite color was pink and he enjoyed Going to the mall.
One day,
A group of christian extremists Jumped him.
They took him back to their layer where they prodded him with pointy objects until he danced.
He was a sad monkey.
So they shot him.
THE END