Random crap About me
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
THE POEM THAT WE UNDERSTOOD
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A mute psychotic shrieked in fright
With words of joy at this ghastly sight.
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
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Twas' i who drew these
and this too!
im so bored so heres some info about me:
NAME: Lee Adam Longard
AGE:22
Type: demon-god
FAMILY: Too many... everybodies my family
HOBBIES & INTRESTS: listening to music, visiting relatives, and traveling to distant places, drawing, going on walks, and brawling with my friends, intrested in becoming an animater, thats my dream and goal! oh and going to live concerts
ON A FINAL NOTE DEAR VEIWERS
>>>>>>>I R RANDOM<<<<<<<
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i zaw teh bunneh again hezzz eating teh skittezzzz....
~Secrecy~
he givveee me a fuud
waahhw yummehhh!!!!
nevar!!!!