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Sup?! My names Robbie. I'm 17 6ft 4in. I have kind of puffy black hair and i love being lazy!!! lol. I like to write stories, draw, play video games and read.My favorite manga are as follows in order of favorite: Berserk, Trinity Blood, Bleach, Devil May Cry, Tales of Destiny, Shaman King, Buso Renkin, Ragnarok, and Megaman.
Now are my favoite video games also in order of favorite: Tales of..... series, Devil May Cry, God of War, Persona, Fire Emblem, Megaman, Golden Sun, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Legend of the Dragoon .
My Favorite Animes are: Berserk, Trinity Blood, Bleach, Devil May Cry, Buso Renkin, Shaman King.
Music wise, I usually stick to anything Rock. My favorite bands are 1. Ozzy Osbourne 2. Lordi 3. Kiss 4. Micheal Jackson 5. Bon Jovi
Well, that's pretty much it for now . Thanks for taking the time to look at my profile! R.M.
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Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bethlehem
In west Jerusalem born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all converting some Hebrews outside of the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
They tried to nail me to a cross of wood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're going on a 26 year absence somewhere”
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said God and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to God's heir!"
I pulled up to the temple about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally used
To sit on my throne as the prince of the Jews.
"I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokémon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.
He should also continue to be a total d**k like he was from day 1. He was 10 years old driving around a convertible and had bitches at his beck and call. This should continue.
Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your Pokémon are at 3 hit points? Gary appears.
Get through Team Rocket HQ, out of any healing items with your best team reduced to rubble? Gary rolls up in his Mercedes.
When you finally attain all the badges you need, with your favorite Pokèmon battered and beaten? Yeah, Gary.
All your Pokémon are knocked out and you're 5 tiles away from the Pokémon Center -- Guess who just blocked the entrance way and says he challenges you to a fight?
******** yeah, Gary Oak."
He shows up to challenge you when you have just done something great and are worn down.
You have just been rewarded with your Masters Degree in Cancer Research. In ten minutes you are going to have an interview to get the job of a lifetime with a six digit salary. You'll be able to pay off your student loans no problem. You flip on the TV right before you leave and what do you see? GARY ******** OAK has just found the cure for cancer.
You're training on Route 22 for Brock's Gym, your Pokémon are tired, and who do you see? GARY ******** OAK.
You just beat Lance, the last one of the Elite Four, with all of your revives and healing items used up and being almost raped by his onslaught of shitting d**k nipples. In the middle of jamming the A-button, he says you WOULD be the champion, but who has to be in the next room that's so bare it's epic? GARY ******** OAK.
It's 1997 and you're downloading Pokémon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty n***s only has 10 minutes left. You've been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the fap of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY ******** OAK.
You have just fended off a shark, you are bloody and tired but you can climb onto the boat when who shows up to stomp your fingers? GARY ******** OAK.
You're walking home at night and a ****** attacks you with a knife. You are able to drive him off using years of karate lessons, still sustaining some deep knife wounds. Guess who shows up and asks you for your wallet with a baseball bat? Gary ******** OAK, that's who.
Gary Oak just finished owning your a** with kung-fu. He's walking to the hospital to recover from the wounds he got. He's tired. He crashes into a mirror, and ends up in a coma. Why? Because not even GARY ******** OAK is safe from GARY ******** OAK.
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit and be merry.
I'll tell you how I became the ******** Gary.
In west of Pallet Town, born and raised.
On the grass plains where I spent most of my days.
Chilling out, maxing out, relaxing all cool.
And all catchin' some pokemon outside of the school.
When a couple of trainers, who were up to no good,
started making trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and I ******** up their s**t,
And said, "b***h, I'm Gary ******** Oak, the world's next big hit!"
I whistled for my Mercedes, and it was shining black,
the license plate said "Bitches" and had a few in the back.
If anything I could say that this car was pimpin'
But I thought now forget it, I'm ******** these bitches.
I pulled up to my house about seven or eight,
And I yelled to the bitches, "Yo hos, ******** ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there.
To settle my throne as prince of EVERYWHERE. ********.