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"Hero's are remembered but, legends never die."

Well most people call me GL0MPIE but if you are reading this great wall of text to learn more about me I would prefer you call my by my real name which is Justin. I'm writing things in order of importance so next would be my sexuality right? Well this parts easy, i like girls xD. I have nothing against lesbians or gays either. You shouldn't feel uncomfortable talking to me in any way, I will not be disgusted with anything you say and will give you my HONEST opinion about the subject. Not feed you some bullshit that you want to hear. I love to talk about religion, politics and especially music. However, as I just said, you can approach me with any subject. Girls, you can talk to me about
problems, I am not macho, just as long as you make the topic sensible, I don't wanna hear about your make-up problems. I don't wear make-up. You can PM me whenever you like, but if I am online and don't answer straight away, it's either because I'm AFK or generally don't feel like talking. Most likely the latter. If I'm like this, please be understanding and leave it at that, this only happens rarely. Also, don't try and insult me, they'll bounce right off me and then I'll school your a** with my 'angry kid' routine I've been practicing for just the right moment. A few more things about me:
- I constantly stare at the stars, they're beautiful.
- I love rain and wind more than the sun. Why? Because they're more romantic. :> If you haven't cuddled with your partner while listening to the rain, I suggest you try it.
- Did I mention that I fall in love incredibly fast? ;-;
- Horror movies do not scare me. Well, not exactly true, I have watched over a thousand horror movies, none have made me jump or look away, but some have kept me up at night.
- I hate the new generation of films. You know what I'm talking about, they take a good idea, stick a few teenagers in it, a bunch of sex and bad language and then release it. I ******** hate to see sex in movies, it's a waste of time. That's what porn is for. <_<
- I like to get inside your head. Basically, I like to have a good idea of what you're going to say next in our conversation, it's the only way to cut down on my anxiety while talking to people.

There's one major rule when talking to me: You're nice to me, I'm nice to you.


~My beliefs

If you're some random kid visiting my profile, this is where you stop, seriously. My beliefs are realistic and for some people, very influential.

I take a scientific approach to religion. Basically that means, if you can't see it, or have evidence of it, it doesn't exist. I do NOT believe in God and this is usually where I'd put 'but I respect every bodies own beliefs' but not today. I don't believe in God because a) There is no REAL evidence to suggest he exists, and even if there was, there are millions of religious extremists in high places who would create fake evidence, and b) Because he didn't exactly do me any favors back when I was a blind little church go-er. I think that believing in a God is in our nature, that we look for somebody to blame when things go wrong, and thank when things go well. I didn't write this to offend anybody, I'm just stating my opinion and am very open to hear your reason for believing in God, I won't bite your head off.

'The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination' - Albert Einstein.
What this basically means is, even if you throw really long words at kids, it doesn't make you intelligent. Trying to beat somebody down with your vocabulary doesn't make you a genius. This is correct, don't argue with me.

An off spin of the God subject. I do not believe in ghosts or an afterlife, again because there is no evidence to suggest they do exist. Millions of people in England alone believe that they've seen a ghost and people will usually argue with my opinion by telling me about some personal experience. Don't bother. I am still open to believe in ghosts, as they are slightly more realistic than God, and am awaiting any evidence. Yes, I am aware of the amount of 'ghost' pictures on the internet, and have seen them all. Oh, and don't talk to me about heaven, I'll find it hard not to laugh at you.

Okay, onto my only belief that doesn't involve evidence. Aliens. Alright, don't laugh. I believe, considering how many planets are out there, that the probability of another life form is decent. I am using logic here, instead of evidence. Also considering how complicated our genetics are, it is also possible that these other life forms may look completely different, live differently and yes, even be more intelligent than us. I don't believe in this strongly enough to search the skies for UFOs and such, so don't call me a nut, you'll be ignored.

Stuff that pisses me off- People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". f**k off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theater and stare at the freaking ceiling up there. What did you come here for? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know a*****e, you frigging pulled me over. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer? When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper! When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here a*****e! People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy

P.S If you play WoW, hit me up.

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