Top 10 Reasons to Date a Fencer

1.) We like getting poked
2.) We're used to activity-related bruises
3.) The thrust is basic knowledge
4.) We can get the grip right
5.) We know all the valid target areas
6.) We always use protection
7.) We get excited when we touch people
8.) We're used to breathing heavy and getting hot and sweaty
9.) We play with our equipment in public
10.) We're used to the excitement ending in under 3 minutes