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~Hey, My name is Derek.
~I am 15 years old.
~I live in boring Vancouver, Washington (Not Canada, FYI).
~I like music, mostly rock. In my opinion, rap is just Retards Attempting Poetry. Yeah. So shut up Snoop Doggy Dogg or whoever the snap you are.
~I have a strange addiction to zombies. They WILL come and I WILL become the new President of our new world. Deal.
~I used to have pet ducks. But then I had to give them away cause I got a pool. And lemme tell you, it was worth it.
~My favortie color is Schpadoinkle. If you don't know what that is....
~It's like my grand-pappy always used to say...
~I have 2 sisters that have Gaia accounts; Sarahdipity and Aqua_Lamina.
~Be nice and I'll be nice back.
~I LOVE Smashmouth. Don't be hatin'.
~Sometimes I strangle people. I don't mean too, THEY'RE JUST SO ANNOYING.
~Good day. I SAID GOOD DAY!By the way... This is my lame school picture:
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Bark like a chicken. NOW! Be like Butch...
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