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"Welcome, my name is--"
Haruhi: KYON! What are you doing?!
"I'm just introducing myself..."
Haruhi: Yeah yeah, BORING. No one wants to waste their youth learning about someone like you. What your profile needs is some fanservice! YES! That will attract many people!
"HARUHI!" D:<
Though, I am aroused.Haruhi: What? I was HELPING you.
"Haruhi..." .__.
Haruhi: TELL THEM ABOUT THE CLUB! Perhaps some aliens, time travelers, or ESPers may see this!
"But isn't this about me? Besides, can't you do it?"
Haruhi: DO AS I SAY! D:<
"*Sigh* Haruhi one day came up with this stupid club, called SOS-dan. I kinda forgot what it stood for. We don't really have a theme or anything. We just do whatever to keep Haruhi entertained so she won't ruin the world. I'll introduce the characters in this bizarre club that Haruhi made."
This is Suzumiya Haruhi. She's like God or something, so as I said before, we have to keep her entertained. She likes to undress and rape Mikuru, so she's also a lesbian. I'm always dragged into doing some stupid s**t with her. Please kill me.
I'd so tap her.This is Asahina Mikuru. If you look her up on any search engine, you're bound to find a lot of hentai. I want to [******** her protect her from Haruhi's harrassment, but I always fail. Her chest is abnormally large. Like, HUGE. Oh yeah, she's a time traveler too.
This is Nagato Yuki. She's a computer-alien-thing. Uhh... not much to say about her, since she rarely talks. All she does is read.
This is Itsuki Koizumi. He's an ESPer and can do some special magic s**t with the right conditions. I wish he'd stop breathing in my face.
we ********]
HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF THE CRAZY s**t WE DO IN THE CLUB:
"And that concludes my explanation about the SOS-dan."
Haruhi: I could've done WAY better.
"Then why didn't you just do it...?"
Thank you my lovely Hippiechan.
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