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kyounie Report | 10/19/2007 2:40 pm

you guys should all do my journal

kyounie Report | 10/19/2007 2:37 pm

yay random comments for money! i expect to get half of what you made lol =P

ravenvampire99 Report | 10/18/2007 9:48 pm

more money

ravenvampire99 Report | 10/18/2007 9:47 pm

im doing this 4 money

kyounie Report | 10/18/2007 4:12 pm

lol a funny (and true) comment i found on a slipknot video:



corey is a (very) good singer;mick and james are my favourites guitarists;joey is a god of the drums;paul is my favourite porky :^p ;craig is a good sampler;chris is a good masturbator and shawn and sid are good scrappers !! :^p

helper33 Report | 10/16/2007 8:10 pm

hay ky,i'm heading to bed love ya.see you tomaro.

hidan devil Report | 10/14/2007 11:43 am

20 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!



1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"



2. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.



3. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.



4. 15 minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 minutes.



5. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.



6. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.



7. Every 5 minutes: stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat and continue with the exam.



8. Arrange a protest before the exam starts.



9. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).



10. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.



11. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.



12. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.



13. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.



14. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.



15. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!



16. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.



17. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."



18. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.



19. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!". Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.



20. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

ravenvampire99 Report | 10/13/2007 3:47 pm

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ravenvampire99 Report | 10/13/2007 3:46 pm

nice pro

ravenvampire99 Report | 10/13/2007 3:36 pm

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