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I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…

I’m Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can’t see the harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I’m still an exceptional earner
you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! This just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’
Tryin’ and pissin’ me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who’s flippin’ me off
Hopin’ I’ll resort to some havoc
End up settlin’ in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…

I’m Mrs. ‘Most likely to get on the TV for strippin' on the streets’
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in the industry
I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?

[Piece Of Me lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(you want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! this just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece piece of me…

You want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! this just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! this just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

You want a piece of me
You want a piece of me

Custom

Sometimes I'm right sometimes I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll string along.
He loves me so that funny hunny of mine.

Sometimes I'm down sometimes I'm up
But he follows round like some droopy eyes pup.
He loves me so that funny hunny of mine.

He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
And Lord knows he ain't got the smarts.

But look at that soul
I tell you that whole is a whole lot greater than the sum of his parts.

And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree

What if the world slandered my name
Well he'd be right there
Taking the blame
He loves me so and it all suits me fine
That funny, sunny, hunny, hubby of mine

He loves me so that funny hunny of mine

Lord knows he ain't got the smarts

Now he's shot of his trap
I can't stand that sap!
Look at him go
Ratting on me
With just one more brain what a half wit he'd be
If they string me up
Well I'll know who brought the twine!
That scummy, crummy, dummy! Hubby of mine!

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Last Login: 01/08/2019 11:26 pm

Registered: 03/11/2005

Gender: Female

Location: Alberta, Canada

When you have to look away
When you dont have much to say
Thats when I love you
I love you, just that way

To hear you stumble when you speak
Or see you walk with two left feet
Thats when I love you
I love you, endlessly

And when your mad cuz you lost a game
Forget Im waiting in the rain
Baby i love you,
I love you anyway

Heres my promise made tonight
You can count "on" me for life
Thats when i love you
When nothing you do can change my mind
The more I learn, The more I love
The more my heart cant get enough
Thats when I love you,
WhenI love you no matter what

So when you turn to hide your eyes
Cause the movie it made you cry
Thats when I love you
I love you a little more each time

And when you cant quite match your clothes
Or when you laugh at your own jokes
Thats when I love you
I love you, more than youll know

And when you forget that we had a date
Or that look that you get when you show up late
Baby I love you, I love you anyway

Heres my promise made tonight
You can count "on" me for life
Thats when i love you
When nothing you do can change my mind
The more I learn, The more I love
The more my heart cant get enough
Thats when I love you,
When I love you no matter what

Custom

[JACK]
There were object so peculiar
They were not to be believed
All around, things to tantalize my brain

It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
And as hard as I try
I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream

But you must believe when I tell you this
It's as real as my skull and it does exist
Here, let me show you

This is a thing called a present
The whole thing starts with a box

[DEVIL]
A box?
Is it steel?

[WEREWOLF]
Are there locks?

[HARLEQUIN DEMON]
Is it filled with a pox?

[DEVIL, WEREWOLF, HARLEQUIN DEMON]
A pox
How delightful, a pox

[JACK]
If you pleae
Just a box with bright-colored paper
And the whole thing's topped with a bow

[WITCHES]
A bow?
But why?
How ugly
What's in it?
What's in it?

[JACK]
That's the point of the thing, not to know

[CLOWN]
It's a bat

[CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS]
Will it bend?

[CLOWN]
It's a rat

[CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS]
Will it break?

[UNDERSEA GAL]
Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake

[JACK]
Listen now, you don't understand
That's not the point of Christmas land

Now, pay attention
Now we pick up an over-sized sock
And hang it like this on the wall

[MR. HYDE]
Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?

[MEDIUM MR. HYDE]
Let me see, let me look

[SMALL MR. HYDE]
Is it rotted and covered with gook?

[JACK]
Hmm, let me explain
There's no foot inside, but there's candy
or sometimes it's filled with small toys

[MUMMY AND WINGED DEMON]
Small toys

[WINGED DEMON]
Do they bite?

[MUMMY]
Do they snap?

[WINGED DEMON]
Or explode in a sack?

[CORPSE KID]
Or perhaps they just spring out
And scare girls and boys

[MAYOR]
What a splendid idea
This Christmas sounds fun
Why, I fully endorse it
Let's try it at once

[JACK]
Everyone, please now, not so fast
There's sometihng here that you don't quite grasp
Well, I may as well give them what they want

And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
For the ruler of this Christmas land
Is a fearsome King with a deep mighty voice
Least that's what I've come to understand

And I've also heard it told
That's he's something to behold
Like a lobster, huge and red
And sets out to slay with his rain gear on
Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms
That is, so I've heard it said

And on a darkm cold night
Under full moonlight
He flies into a fog
Like a vulture in the sky
And they call him Sandy Claws

Well, at least they're excited
Though they don't understand
That special lind of feeling in Christmas land
Oh, well...

Friends

So here is where I acknowledge the friends that I luff ^^

First and foremost is Sarah, better known as Angel Scythe on Gaia. I've know her for years. Before I started on Gaia. Sarah, you are my lover ^^ Always remember that.

Then I have to mention Pyro. Literally have to. He might hurt me otherwise ^^ just kidding. I luffs you Pyrotastic (yes we came up with weird nicknames that are actually longer than our original names. Sue us!!) You were one of the first friends I made on Gaia.

Seabook, I'm pretty sure you WERE the first friend I've made on Gaia. We don't talk often but we keep in touch. Thanks for all the advice (The ninja band. You know what I'm talking about) There is so much Luff in the room today.

Of course I have to mention my dearest sister Exquisite pink. Not just on Gaia. We're true blue sisters in real life. Live together too....It's a miracle we haven't hurt each other yet ^^

Now we're going to talk about Super Courtsnz. We met at Work...Timmy Ho's all the way! *clears throat* um, anyway...neither of us actually work there anymore, and court lives far away *tear* but we'll always have the anime...and the weird dreams.

For everyone else on my friends list that I didn't mention, there is luff for all of you or you wouldn't be there. ^^

My little writings

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A Story Of Tall Tales

Kiss that Girl (story #1)

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Ayame` Report | 03/26/2020 3:40 am: Hiya Snap!
Hope everything has been going well with youu!
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De Tomaat Report | 09/14/2009 9:57 pm: Thx >3

how's you been?
De Tomaat Report | 09/13/2009 7:53 pm: >3 sup pal?
Kruel And Nate Wealthy Report | 09/12/2009 9:37 pm: hay do you wana trade for ur katana for my panda slippers
De Tomaat Report | 06/29/2009 6:53 pm: Thx >w<
De Tomaat Report | 06/28/2009 9:10 pm: ninja hai
Miss Malliss Report | 05/29/2009 10:33 pm: lots of crazy stuff, spent christmas eve (Rob's birthday) at my parent's house, sucked cuz we had to have seperate rooms, spent the day with them and then had dinner with his family here in calgary, which I don't know, I didn't really like it too much, but that's sorta expected
De Tomaat Report | 03/02/2009 9:32 pm
SWI Predator Report | 01/16/2009 6:15 pm: ur welcome
SWI Predator Report | 01/16/2009 5:28 pm: nice look