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Born over 9000 years ago on a dying planet. His parents, in a desperate move to save their infant son, placed him inside a small space ship and launched him to a nearby planet of Xoteronion to be raised by the King and Queen. Unfortunately the coordinates were not properly imputed and the ship crashed landed on the small island of Puerto Rico on a small blue planet called Earth. Gifted with extraordinary powers he spends his days not helping the people of Earth or trying to enslave them. Instead he spends all the long on something called the internets on a page called gaia online spending fake money for fake items. This brings great happiness to him and is the only thing stoping him from taking over the planet.If you would like to make sure that he does not use his awesome powers to enslave all mankind please send him lots and lots of awesome items. Especially those from his wishlist!
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