Little nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. interested in what little nancy was doing he politely asked ''what are you doing nancy?'' ''my gold fish died'' replied nancy with out looking up. The neighbor was concerned ''that's an awfully big hole for the gold fish is'nt it? Nancy patted the last heap of earth then replied, that's because he's inside your stupid cat''.
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Little nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. interested in what little nancy was doing he politely asked ''what are you doing nancy?'' ''my gold fish died'' replied nancy with out looking up. The neighbor was concerned ''that's an awfully big hole for the gold fish is'nt it? Nancy patted the last heap of earth then replied, that's because he's inside your stupid cat''.
OH, Dashing through the sand,
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not trough checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the a**
by the US military
OH, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs,
Mine blew up, you see?
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me~?
OH, Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs,
US Soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
Is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps It would be much safer
As a convenient store night clerk
OH, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs,
I think I got screwed
Dont laugh at me, because I am dead or
I KEEL YOU!!!