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Last Login: 12/15/2006 10:08 pm
Registered: 12/30/2005
Gender: Male
Remind me to update my interests.
This is to record any destruction that I have taken part in.
TRICKS NOT TREATS ...................................................................................................laters!!!!
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FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you politely for a dollar so that they can buy food and when you say no then say its alright
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Give me some money i know you got some it was just your birthday!" and when you say no "you have money....grab him!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Invite you over to their house, or wait for you to invite them to yours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come over with their stuff and anounce theyre sleeping at your house for the night.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your crap so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a hugely embarressing life story about you with exact quotes
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are only at your house every two weeks or so
REAL FRIENDS: They have two houses, Yours, Theirs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the hell out of them
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will resend this back.