About

Yo, wazzup my peeps??? Do you ride the gravy train? 'Cause if you do and you don't have a ticket, I'll kick you off. Yes, that's right: I AM THE CAPITAN OF THE GRAVY TRAIN!!! CHOO CHOO!!! You may think my life is quite simple, now... being the capitan of a train, but trust me: I am much more than that. I am also the purple power ranger (super power rangers ultra force GO!!!), a ninja turtle (don't ask which one- I'm not sure), and occasionally I'm your mom. And, on top of all of these things, I still take time out of my busy day to talk to you: my loyal friends, fans, and coworkers. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot: I aspire to be a unicorn someday, too, however, I have not yet achieved this goal...