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Vlad.AlucardMMIV

Report | 02/10/2009 11:01 pm

Vlad.AlucardMMIV

I'm a rambler, I'm a gambler,

I'm a long way from home

And if you don't like me,

Well, leave me alone

I'll eat when I'm hungry,

I'll drink when I'm dry

And if moonshine don't kill me,

I'll live til I die
Vlad.AlucardMMIV

Report | 02/12/2008 6:06 pm

Vlad.AlucardMMIV

What does man love more than life?

Fear more than death or mortal strife?

What do the poor have, what the rich require,

And what contented men desire?

What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,

And all men carry to their graves?
Vlad.AlucardMMIV

Report | 02/07/2008 4:26 pm

Vlad.AlucardMMIV

Rasheed: I don't recommend the Calabar beans. They are used to see if your wife is cheating on you. The innocent eat at once; they choke and spit them out. But the guilty eat cautiously, slowly, which makes the poison work. Soon, she is crying out in pain. That's how you can tell.

Spike: Thanks, but I'm not married.

Rasheed: Now that is true happiness.
Vlad.AlucardMMIV

Report | 02/01/2008 11:32 pm

Vlad.AlucardMMIV

“There are three things that I hate... kids, animals, and women with attitudes. So tell me, why are all three of them neatly gathered on our ship?!”
Vlad.AlucardMMIV

Report | 01/29/2008 11:40 pm

Vlad.AlucardMMIV

like omfg you gota comment! =p IWUVYOO
Vlad.AlucardMMIV

Report | 12/01/2007 11:11 pm

Vlad.AlucardMMIV

cuz im a lumber jack and im ok! i sleep all night and i day!
Neko Riley

Report | 11/02/2007 9:56 pm

Neko Riley

hi