If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...
Disclaimer: I'm not as smart as I think I am.
I started with nothing and have most of it left.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
Love your enemies, it gets them really confused.
Whoever says that the small things don't matter should try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.
Don't believe everything you think.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
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