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Hey, there! I'm your friendly neighborhood furry doll, with a crazy master who wanted to switch between species at will. I come equipped with Wi-Fi, scurrying, and carriage-pulling capabilities; other downloads are available for free at my maker's website. Illegal downloads are also available at shady websites; I check everything for viruses automatically, so you can download without worry!

I don't really like my master, though, and I'm planning on running away to become a tavern wench. I've always wanted to leave the confines of my closet and serve rowdy pirates in a nice warm tavern, swirling around puddles of ale and drunks with the grace of a ballet dancer... Oh, how my dreams have been crushed year after year, when the required outfit was not available on this website! Now my prayers have been answered, and I am madly raising money for said uniform.

Pirates, ale, and bread & cheese, you will be mine!

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