About Moi
Salutations, mortal humans. My name is Holden, which is synonymous with awesome. I'm 5'7, have medium brown hair and like to wear a lot of black. Not because this makes me goth or punk or emo or any of that bull-vine excrement, but because I like it. It makes me look pale in contrast. I like being pale. My favorite color is green, but I like all colors except s**t -brown and piss-yellow. My favorite bands are The Cure, The Smiths, Rush and Sonic Youth. I would like to see any of these four, or even all four, before they die out (except the Smiths. They broke up in the 80s). I don't have the highest self-esteem ever and I suffer from clinical depression and social anxiety. I'm socially awkward in every possible way. Socially Awkward Penguin? That's me. I have experienced panic attacks because somebody's looked at me in the wrong way or somebody tries to talk to me. There are always exceptions, of course. There are some people that I can talk to without meeting them that I'm comfortable around. Examples include: my girlfriend, Brittany. Not that you care that I'm happy and in a relationship with a wonderful girl, whom I love very much, but I'm happy and in a relationship with a wonderful girl, whom I love very much. Anywho, she muh-muh-muh-muh-makes me haaaaaappy. Moving on, I hate children and love lamp. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
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