Liene
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
"Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
"It is easier to get forgiveness than permission."
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting."
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."
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Happy Birthday! ^o^