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Better watch out now bitches I've got a gun O.o
When she walks away from you mad-[follow her]
When she stares at your lips-[kiss her]
When she pushes you or hits you-[grab her and dont let go]
When she starts cursing at you-[kiss her & tell her you love her]
When she's quiet-[ask whats wrong]
When she ignores you-[give her your attention]
When she pulls away-[pull her back]
When you see her at her worst-[tell her shes beauitiful]
When you see her start crying-[just hold her & don't say a word]
When you see her walking-[sneak up & hug her waist from behind]
When she's scared-[protect her]
When she lays her head on you shoulder-[tilt her head up & kiss her]
When she steals your favorite hat-[let her keep it & sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you-[tease her back & make her laugh]
When she doesn't answer for a long time-[reassure her that everything is okay]
When she looks at you with doubt-[back yourself up with the TRUTH]
When she says she likes you-[she really does more than you could understand]
When she grabs at your hands-[hold hers & play with her fingers]
When she bumps into you-[bump into her back & make her laugh]
When she tells you a secret-[keep it safe & untold]
When she looks at you in your eyes-[don't look away until she does]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU-[SHE'S HURTING INSIDE]
When you break her heart-[the pain NEVER really goes away]
When she says it's over-[she STILL wants you to be hers]
When she repost this bulletin-[she wants you to read it]
-stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
-always call her when you know something's wrong
-say you love her more than she could ever love you
-argue that she is the best ever
-when she's mad hug her tight & don't let go
-when she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her
-call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-call her before you sleep & after you wake up
-treat her like she's all that matters to you
-tease her & let her tease you back
-stay up all night with her when she's sick
-watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
-let her wear your clothes
-let her know she's important
-kiss her in the pouring rain
-when she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "who's butt am i kicking today baby?"
♥ If ♥ You♥ Really ♥ Love ♥
♥ Someone ♥ Right ♥ Now ♥
♥ And ♥ You ♥ Really ♥ Want ♥
♥ To ♥ Be ♥ With ♥ Them ♥
♥ Forever ♥ Put ♥ This ♥
♥ On Your ♥ Page ♥
The Three Steps
1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight.
3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....
4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!
11. The way they say 'I miss you'
12. The way you miss them
13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead ="I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "Your my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "We definitely like each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain like you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonder
ful-and-nice-you-are method.
6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a b***h-- Goodbye.
9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
11. Guys are very open about themselves.
12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
14. Guys love you more than you love them.
15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.
16. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
32. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them.
33. They love it when girls talk about their boobs.
34. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.
37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.
what each letter
in yur name means [:Spell your name
and see what it means;
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: has gourgeous eyes
F: really wild and crazy, adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: loving and caring
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: hyperactive
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and sweet at times
The month
you were born in:
1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - i am goin 2 b a
6 - I stabbed
7 - I banged
8 -I smoked with
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I ate
12-I killed
Pick the day (number)
you were born on:
01 - Spongebob
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a jew
06 - a homo
07 - a male stripper
08 - a jew
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a whore
15 - a trojan man
16 - a jelly bean
17 - a sexy girl
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - my crush
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma
Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::
White - because im sexy as hell
Black - because I love weed
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - Becase the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Key:
[y]=yes
[n]=no
WOULD YOU
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think I'm cute?
[_] think I'm hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle wit me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinking bout me?
What if:
1. I came running to you crying?
2. I kissed you?
3. I said I loved you?
4. I was murdered?
5. I commited suicide?
6. I killed someone?
7. I was hospitalized?
8. I was going to die?
9. I was your stalker?
10. I became severly depressed?
11. I became famous?
12. I started smoking?
13. I did drugs?
14. I gave you $100 dollars?
15. I lived next door to you?
16. I lived with you?
Other Things:
Who are you?
Are we friends?
More than friends?
What are your hobbies?:
Where are you from?
What other languages can you speak?
Favorite type of music?
Describe me in one word:
Is there something you want to tell me, but can't?
What do you like best about me?
Pick one emoticon for me:
Whats one thing you like about yourself?
One thing you hate about yourself?
One thing you hate about me?
Whos your favorite person?
Would you kiss me?
Would you tell me that you loved me?
Would you marry me?
Drive half-way across the country to see me?
Do something to harm me?
Whats your favorite anime?
Favorite color?
Favorite food?
Favorite place to visit?
Favorite place to go for solitude?
If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
- I came to you in the middle of the night:
- I moved next door to you:
- I started a bad habit:
- I gave you my heart:
- I was hospitalized:
- I took a bullet for you:
- I got into a fight and you weren't there:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
- Personality:
- Eyes:
- Hair:
- Family:
WOULD YOU:
- Be my friend?:
- Keep a secret if I told you one?:
- Hold my hand?:
- Keep in touch?:
- Try and solve my problems?:
- Love me?:
- Date me?:
HAVE YOU EVER?:
- Kissed me and meant it?:
- Wanted to kiss me?:
- Wanted to kiss me over and over again?:
- Won my heart?:
- Kept something important from me?:
- Thought I was hot?:.
AND:
- When and how did we meet?:
- Describe me in one word..:
- What was your first thought of me?:
- Do you still have those thoughts about me?:
- What reminds you of me?:
- If you could give me anything, what would it be?:
- How would you tell me if you liked me?:.
- When's the last time you saw me (doesnt have to be irl)?:
- Are you going to post this in your journal to see what I say about you?: