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Report | 12/30/2009 9:00 pm

XxMelissaFayexX

First ever blonde guy joke



The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.


The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'

Report | 12/23/2009 2:13 pm

II_Shawtys a 10_II

YOUR INVITED TO THE PROM OF NEW YEARS EVE ITS GOING TO BE AT THE CLUB IN HOLLYWOOD WHEN NEW YEARS EVE AT 3;00(YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE MOST GOOD LOOKING CLOTHES YOU HAVE AT THE END THE BOY AND GIRL THAT LOOKS THE BEST WILL GET A GOLD CROWN)ILL TELL YOU WAT ROOM IT WILL BE IN L8R ON COME EARLY CAUSE ONLY 200 PEOPLE COULD COME TO THE ROOM LOOK YOUR BEST AND AT THE END YOU WILL LOOK BETTER IN THE CROWN!!
TELL YOU FRIENDS

Report | 12/22/2009 3:13 pm

Sniffles_Is_The_Name

come in this vj http://www.gaiaonline.com/games/launch.php?&g=vj&userId=13356235&playlistId=1526917&_gaia_t_=234

Report | 12/22/2009 2:52 pm

Sniffles_Is_The_Name

ok

Report | 12/22/2009 2:43 pm

Sniffles_Is_The_Name

alright smile

Report | 12/22/2009 2:19 pm

Sniffles_Is_The_Name

ok i will tell ya when

Report | 12/22/2009 2:15 pm

Sniffles_Is_The_Name

i would but im about to throw up so i will be there later

Report | 12/22/2009 2:12 pm

Sniffles_Is_The_Name

watcha up to??

Report | 12/22/2009 2:08 pm

Sniffles_Is_The_Name

hey smile

Report | 04/04/2009 9:37 pm

i-See-youu_Mr-Mann

HEI PUNK ROBOTRON ISNT A CHUBBY HEADED FREAK SO BACK OFF!!!