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Report | 06/12/2010 10:50 am

danny4220

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Report | 09/05/2009 6:26 am

Chief may

happy happy birthday i wish the best for u
i sing u a happy birthday and it all for u

Report | 09/04/2009 4:58 pm

ii_Babyysteps

Hellos
Happy B'Day my friend
Have a great day today

Report | 06/11/2009 1:14 pm

iiNoy-Pi_

Have Fun

YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX within four days of receiving this letter, provided you send it on. Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send them to others. This is no joke. Send no money. Send copies to people who need to GET LAID within 96 hours.

After he passed this letter on, a Montana Spinach Control Officer got his p***s stuck in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series of orgasms of his life. John Elliot tried to pick up a prostitute, but, because he broke the chain, was picked up by the police instead. When they searched his home, they found magazines of little boys which they showed to his neighbors. In a suburb of Paris, Don Loray's trousers were ripped by an unsatisfied erection, 51 days after failing to circulate the letter. However, before this happened, a condom machine gave him three condoms for the price of one. (was this the consolation prize?)

Do note the following: ********* Pudstrom received the chain in 1953. He asked his secretary to make ten copies and send them out. A few days later he encountered her in a red-light district making more than he had every paid her at work. General George Patton, who sent the letter on, saw what he thought was a quarter in the street. When he bent down to pick it up, a beautiful woman in a miniskirt walked by, and he got a great view. Heywood Daddit, an unemployed chicken choker, received the letter and forgot that it had to leave his hands within 96 hours. His wife then went bowling with his best friend and never returned. Later, after finding the letter again, he mailed ten copies. A few days later he got a wife and discovered that his old wife, who he thought was wonderful, had made love to him like a dead salmon for all these years! Alan Fairchild received the letter and, not believing, threw the letter away. Nine days later he spilled hot coffee in his crotch.

In 1987 the letter received by a young woman in Texas was faded and barely readable, so she did not realize that this paragraph applied to her. She promised herself she would retype the letter and send it on, but she put it aside to do later. She was plagued with problems including herpes and other venereal diseases she contracted in her futile attempts to find Mr. Right in a singles bar. The letter did not leave her hands in 96 hours. She finally typed the letter and found a man with a 10-inch p***s.

Beware, however of the fate of the E-mail user at Trent University, Peterborough, ONT, that sent this letter to himself over five thousand times in one afternoon. Before leaving the computer lab a strange woman came up behind him, bit his ear and put her hand down his pants. The ensuing surprise caused him to stumble forward and cry out. As he attempted to arrest his fall by grabbing a nearby PC, a gob of spittle that had been flung from his mouth (as he cried out) landed deep into the inner recesses of the computer, all three (student, strange woman and computer) then experienced simultaneous Cyber-Orgasms of exponential intensity before exploding in a puff of smoking data.

You must distribute at least ten copies within 96 hours of receiving this letter. Those who do will find their love lives more fulfilling. Those who do not will be doomed to one-night stands with mechanical devices.

cheers

Report | 03/18/2009 4:33 am

Hi Im Deku

hey sup

Report | 03/07/2009 8:58 am

Sgt West

ギルドの幸運

Report | 03/06/2009 5:51 pm

xxxMUSICLOVERxxx401

hey tommie nice profile!!!

Report | 02/18/2009 9:59 am

snowiscool

lol i keep feeding your pets

Report | 02/16/2009 2:53 pm

xXxCutieFallenAngelxXx

hey dude! can u donatee

Report | 02/15/2009 4:04 pm

xX-Shinigami_Kun-Xx

hey tommie can i borrow 13k? i'll give u something in return. maybe a gro grain(17k) or a ninja hood

Report | 02/15/2009 9:15 am

snowiscool

hello

Report | 02/09/2009 5:29 pm

StrokeMyRichard

thx 4 buying come again if u have the chance

Report | 02/07/2009 11:59 am

snowiscool

this is alex, right?

Report | 02/06/2009 12:13 am

auzziebabe1

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don’t send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I‘ll hide under your bed. When you’re asleep, I’ll kill you. Don’t believe me? Case 1 Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn’t believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she’s not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don’t want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2 George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn’t want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don’t know if he’ll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3 Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4 Derek Minse This is the final case I’ll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after. They have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you’ll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and you will have a good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight tonight

Report | 01/30/2009 2:34 pm

skater EJC

FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 900 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 127am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 313 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER STORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 313 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.REPOST THIS AS IM HELLA SERIOUS ABOUT THIS I REALLY AM SO PLEASE SEND THIS

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Report | 01/29/2009 1:56 pm

skater EJC

send me the jacket he got me as a gift

Report | 01/29/2009 12:44 pm

skater EJC

kid i dont have that jacket man i really want it

Report | 01/28/2009 7:38 am

skater EJC

were r you im loonly man

Report | 01/28/2009 6:10 am

skater EJC

ik

Report | 01/28/2009 6:05 am

skater EJC

yea kid

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