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(Ok gotta make this sound good)....um. I was born in Heidelberg, wait no.....Paris...ugh not that. (Ok think)
I know!
I was born in Atlantis (yeah good one). Yeah before it sunk; I grew up in a ninja training village, but because I'm black they trained me the unknown fighting styles of, "runningdownandkillingacheeta." or "Rudokillacheeta" in my native langage.
I was very lonely because all the other boys and girls were Asian. Well except for the occasional white kid who thought that they were the next Karate kid and got their butts handed to them. Yet that's not the point. I never could fit in. (not that moving would make a difference...I'd still be black) and well going down the Jackson route was just too scary. So I pulled a Lindsey LoHan and starved my self until I could fit into David Letterman’s chin. I thought that the trip would be simple, but little did I know David letterman and his guitar guy had a thing going on. So I was trusted out of his chin because like Chuck Norris he had something between those clefs and it wasn’t just skin.(the unspeakable horror!)
I made it out just in time to be swallowed by the Orca that played in Free Willy. While holding a conversation with this whale he thought that I was calling him Orpah not an Orca. This made him super mad because Orca's are very poor and he thought that I was teasing him. In his rage (because he was really poor)
He snuffed me unto an island which I later learned was the same Island that Cast Away was being filmed on. And so I ended up in America, Hoping they won't send me back like they did that one kid....what was his name Atreyu? I stayed undercover. Oh I have to go the nurses are threatening to make the Jacket tighter again.
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Dream away.....
I can't write all that cool artsy stuff but I can type my thoughts at a decent speed.
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