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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

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If Justin Beiber was the edgeof a six story building 70% ofteenagers would be crying.27% percent would be laughing.3% would waste their energyrunning up six stories ofstairs to push him off.Put this in your profile if youare part of that 3%

"Silly-Putty" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This isn't exactly like the "real-thing"...BUT...it's pretty cool! Materials: BORAX-laundry booster...NOT laundry detergent Elmers' Glue Water Teaspoon 3 cups Food Coloring (optional) Procedures: 1. Fill one cup half way with water 2. Fill another cup three-fourths of the way with water and add 1 teaspoon of borax. Stir until most of the borax is dissolved. This is a borax-water solution. 3. The third cup will be your mixing cup. Measure 3 teaspoons of glue and pour it into the mixing cup. 4. From the water cup, measure 2 teaspoons of water and put it into the mixing cup. 5. Add 2 drops of color into your mixing cup (optional). 6. Stir the ingredients throughly. 7. Now add 2 teaspoons of the borax solution. 8. Let the mixture sit for 5 seconds and then gently stir. Stir throughly. 9. Take out the "lumpy" substance and mold it in your hands until the new substance becomes less sticky. 10. Keep the "Silly-Putty" in a sealed baggie when you are not playing with it. NOTE: You have plenty of the water and borax solution to make more lumps of "Silly-Putty". ENJOY!!!!!!

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90% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump of the Empire State Building. 9% would pull up a chair and watch. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 1% running up there and pushing him off, yelling "YOU TOOK TOO LONG!

you can scream if you want but i wont let go .... im to far to let go...i finally got you...you belong to me now ....scream call my name bite me dosent hurt anymore .....you will understand my love for you soon im obsessed but who cares I LOVE YOU

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