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A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



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KawaiiDater

Report | 02/25/2007 2:18 pm

KawaiiDater

hey nice pro ^_^
but it wasent me

Report | 09/17/2006 1:29 pm

but it wasent me

nice pro.
LostForeverInMyMind

Report | 08/27/2006 3:07 pm

LostForeverInMyMind

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Luvelles

Report | 08/24/2006 1:45 pm

Luvelles

They are hilarious!
You gotta see them
I'll try and get the urls for u
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Luvelles

Report | 08/23/2006 8:32 am

Luvelles

Have you ever seen a series of 3 videos called Clouds dream??? You should if you haven't!!! It's effin' hilarious! They make sephy say to cloud, "Smother me in gravy u big dirty man!"
EFFIN' HILARIOUS I TELL YA!!!!!!!!
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Luvelles

Report | 08/21/2006 10:56 am

Luvelles

This is a smilie face for you named Bartholemew and he likes pickles!!!!!
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Luvelles

Report | 08/21/2006 9:50 am

Luvelles

Your dogs are absolutely adorable!
Luvelles

Report | 08/20/2006 8:22 pm

Luvelles

Hello!
You commented on my page so i
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Comment back please!
Katlyne

Report | 08/11/2006 6:10 pm

Katlyne

I wants your puppies! heart


Thank you, I love my background too. smile
RancidWish

Report | 08/07/2006 7:56 am

RancidWish

awesome pro smile Loving the dog smile Kyro I think his/her name is smile Teehee she's or he's is beautiful! Ne ways...
Random comment if u want u can add me as a friend er w/e but ur awesome smile

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