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Fu Manchu is a Manchurian supervillain, body builder and former stare-out competition winner of 1883. Like most Manchurian people, he wears a large moustache, owns a palace constructed through slave labour, and has a foxy daughter. He is renowned for his bipolarity, cruelty to animals, lack of moral and aural hygiene.Born in 1642 to a Swedish estate agent, Fu Manchu was naturally bullied as a child. He was the first child to be conceived through the act of cybering, and so consequently was also the first person to be born from a 44 year old male truck driver from Ohio, posing as a 17 year old Korean girl possessing an uncanny talent involving the use of ping pong balls. The results were devastating, for as Fu grew up he, like so many Asian kids, had a crippling obsession with hentai and obesity. When He was 14, Fu Manchu was castrated within the confines of a Jewish prisoner of war camp, and was shipped out to Alaska to complete basic training at a maximum security guerrilla camp. It was there that he learnt to swing from tree to tree, eat fruit and star in various PG tips tea commercials.
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Only one out of three.
When was 117 "Fat"?
I'm of Danish/German descent. No Irish in my family.
But I am a lesbian.
Gonna have to try harder on the insults, hoss, research your target more.
As for the whole, "it bothered you a year ago" shtick, you have to understand that people grow up and look beyond just their own inconsiderate little lives. This is something you have failed at so miserably that you hide behind a historical figure.
I believe you said that before? Unless you were being sarcastic, then go ahead and explain, because as I stated before: The burden of proof is on you.
Hmm, if we're talking about mob hitmen like Whitey Bulger (the Boston mob boss who was recently captured), then perhaps you have a case for murderers hiding in plain sight, but most of the time, it just doesn't work. Those undesirables may want to live in their own fantasy world, but they'll always be looking behind their back.
And if you're trying to say that people who are furries are psychologically unstable and that the "instability" dates back thousands of years, then I hate to break it to you, but the burden of proof is on you for that one, not me.
And besides, the furry haters have come up with no new insults, no new ways to piss them off in about....five years or so?
Seriously though, there's *****, rapists, and even downright terrorists in the world for you to hate. Why waste your time on furries in the first place, over some dumb stereotype you saw on an episode of CSI?
Furry hating has become nothing but a meme, and a really overused one, at that.
It's factual considering that I happen to be in the process of setting up a server at the moment.
But oh my, you mistook me for someone who you think you can easily entice drama out of. Try again.
Furry hating is an overrated meme.
Although, as soon as I perfect the mind controlling device perhaps I will switch to using human labor..... so they can make more robots! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! pirate