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Report | 02/20/2010 4:52 pm

warning!


this


is


not


a


joke!


carry


on


reading!


or


you


will


die,


even


if


you


only


looked


at


the


word


warning!








ONCE


THERE


WAS


A


LITTLE


GIRL


CALLED


CLARISSA,


SHE


WAS


10


YEARS


OLD


AND


SHE


LIVED


IN


A


MENTAL


HOSPITAL,


BEACUSE


SHE


KILLED


HER


MUM


AND


DAD.











SHE


GOT


SO


BAD


SHE


STARTED


TO


KILL


ALL


THE


STAFF


IN


THE


HOSPITAL


SO


THE


GOVERMENT


DECIDED


THAT


THE


BEST


IDEA


WAS


TO


GET


RID


OF


HER


SO


THEY


SET


UP


A


SPECIAL


ROOM


TO


KILL


HER,


AS


HUMANE


AS


POSSIBLE


BUT


IT


WENT


RONG


THE


MACHINE


THEY


WERE


USEING


WENT


WRONG.











AND


SHE


WAS


SAT


THERE


IN


AGONY


FOR


HOURS


UNTILL


SHE


FINALLY


DIED.








EVERY


WEEK


ON


THE


DAY


OF


HER


DEATH


SHE


RETURNS


TO THE


PERSON


THAT


READS


THIS


LETTER,


ON


A


MONDAY


NIGHT


AT


12:00


SHE


KREEPS


INTO


YOUR


ROOM


AND


KILLS


YOU,


BUT


SLOWLY


AND


PAINFULLY


SLOWLY


CUTTING


DIFFRENT


PARTS


OF


UR


BODY


THEN


WATCHES


YOU


BLEED


TO


DEATH


IF


YOU


DONT


SEND


THIS


TO


20


PEOPLE


BY


MIDNIGHT


SHELL


BE


COMEING


TO KILL


YOU!


SEND


IT


SO


SHE


HAS


ANOTHER


LOAD


OF


PEOPLE


TO


GET


AND


FORGETS


ABOUT


YOU


DONT


BELVE ME


HEY?





EXAMPLE


1:


JENNY


DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.











EXAMPLE


2:


TOM


ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)





EXAMPLE


3:


JOEANNA


SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED

Report | 12/30/2009 12:35 pm

3XDragon

HEY DUDE REMEMBER WHEN YOU ASKED ME HOW TO MASTURBATE??!!!








WELL, HERE'S HOW:

























































































Here are some of the many ways women masturbate with their genitals:


• massaging the clitoral shaft or hood, labia or mons with hands (either whole hands or with fingers, knuckles or palms with varying kinds of speed, pressure or movement) or an object


• rubbing or rocking the vulva up against objects (like a pillow, the edge of a chair or the edge of the bed)


• inserting fingers or sex toys into the v****a or a**s, often paired with clitorial stimulation


• using a vibrator or other toys to stimulate the clitoris, labia, thighs, perineum, rectum or other sites


• using a faucet or showerhead for clitoral stimulation


• sitting on large vibrating objects, like a washing machine


• pressing and unpressing the thighs tightly together





If you need some help knowing where those places are on your anatomy, have a look at this: Pink Parts - Female Sexual Anatomy





Some of the many places on the body women will self-stimulate, including, but not limited to, their genitals, when we masturbate are the: breasts, clitoris, a**s, neck, vaginal opening, labia (outer and/or inner), perineum, v****a, hands, mouth, thighs, buttocks, feet, back, ears and just about anywhere else you can think of.





Women will masturbate in all kinds of positions: lying down, sitting up, standing up or squatting. Women will also do any variety of things while masturbating: some might watch movies, videos or television, some listen to music or read a book, some talk to a partner on the phone, some look in a mirror, some even eat while doing it. As many men do, many women will sexually fantasize during masturbation.





And just so you know, most women, statistically, do masturbate, whether they're 15 or 55, single or married or otherwise partnered. Sex researchers even have fetal imaging which has shown fetuses masturbating in utero, so it's safe to say that many of us probably started masturbating before we were even born.





You can perhaps see, given those lists and my additional comments, how tough it is to tell someone "how" to masturbate.





And since not only do we all like different things or have more or less sexual response in different places, but we also all will often not be in the mood for the exact same things every day, or find the same techniques get us there from year to year, it gets even more complicated. What works for any of us tends to be the things we discover just by experimenting with our own bodies, over a decent period of time. Often, we'll find things that work for us quite accidentally in trying something, and can even surprise ourselves sometimes. But make sure you're aware that the idea that our sexuality and our sexual pleasure is something we discover ALL of in just a few months or years stands very counter to most peoples' sexual realities. Before we hit a home run, we usually have to strike out a few times.





Are there some common themes? Sure.





Julia asks,





Is there something wrong with me? I can feel it when I play with my c**t but when I poke or use a d***o I can't feel anything?





For instance, most women tend to self-stimulate the clitoris far more often than the v****a, or only stimulate the v****a in conjunction with clitoral stimulation. Your clitoris has more sensory nerve endings than any other part of the body, but your v****a -- particularly the back 2/3rds of it -- has very few.





Many women -- like many men -- fantasize while masturbating, to the idea of a partner, someone else, or various sexual scenarios. Many women have one or two methods they've discovered for themselves which are ways that -- for a substantial period of time -- they know will usually get them off quickly, but will still experiment with other techniques sometimes for variety, or because their standby methods aren't doing the trick on a given day. Many women (and men) can find t

Report | 12/28/2009 4:49 am

xxxangel of doomxxx

happy b-day!

Report | 12/07/2009 3:58 pm

Vincent Fost

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ELEVEN


You walk really slow when you're with them.





TEN:


You feel shy whenever they're around.





NINE:


You smile when you hear their voice.





EIGHT:


When you look at them, you can't see the other


People around you, you just see him/her.





SIX:


They're all you think about.





FIVE:


You realize you're always smiling when you're


Looking at them.








FOUR:


You would do anything for them, just to see them.








THREE:


While reading this, there was one person on your


Mind this whole time.





TWO:


You were so busy thinking about that person, you


Didn't notice number seven was missing





ONE:


You just scrolled up to check &amp; are now silently


Laughing at yourself.








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* send this to at lest 5 people in the next 10


Min.


And something good will happen.


Because you read this you will get kissed on


Friday.BREAK IT and your crush will ask someone else out.


Tomorrow will be the best day of you life. How


Ever,if you don't send this to at least 10 people,


By at least 1am, you will have bad luck for the rest


Of you life. Just copy, paste and you will get kissed


On Friday. DON'T send it back to the person who


Sent it to your TAG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send this


To 15 people in 143 mins. When you are done press F6 and you crushes name will appear &lt;&lt; IT ACTUALLY WORKS