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- 10/20/2006 2:42 pm
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- 20
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- Member Since
- 01/12/2006
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- Ireland
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By nature, I am an eccentric.By rule of thumb, I'm a goth.
Whilst I'm sure the mention of the word now has most of you either rolling your eyes to the heavens, or reaching for the nearest packet of Prozac bills, for fear of eternal depression from reading my journal, please allow me clear up a few things.
If you decide to add me to your friends list, please be comforted by the fact that you don't need to worry about any angst ridden entry about me hating the world simply because my parents won't buy me a new Ferrari, or fear the thought of me whining about killing myself every third week simply because my girlfriend/boyfriend of a fortnight left me.
Indeed, I demand a certain amount of fairy dust be sprinkled on every entry I make, just for safe measure. Unfortunately, dancing elves are currently outside of my budget, though I do hope to be able to employ their services eventually, just to help keep the general happiness level of my journal above 70% at all times.
If you're a sad, pathetic loser who satisfies their delusional ego by insulting and mocking other people who don't share the same interests as you, are a melodramatic teenage girl who can't stop flaunting her breasts at people in cheap webcam photos, do not understand the concept of sarcasm when it's staring you in the face, American, a friend of FreeSaiyan's, or amongst any of the other annoying and self-absorbed internet stereotypes that I've failed to mention just now, please do us all a favour and don't add me.
Thank you. =)
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