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The Funny but not so Funny story of Room 10


One day, a long, long time ago, there was a huge universe containing everything random you can think of with a mighty ruler by the name of Jessica Lim, the hedgehog.
Jessica was taking an early morning stroll one day when she saw a small cat, (whose name was Katie Logan), hanging precariously on to a windmill (that was a very ridiculous fluorescent green colour) that was trapped in a 200m thick block of ice conveniently located at the top of Mt Everest, desperately hoping that somebody would save her.
Then suddenly, from out of the blue, the one and only flying gymnast, Chelsea Lai, came out of nowhere, caught Katie by the tail and performed the most amazing back flips the world has ever seen in mid-air while dangling a poor little kitty by the tail, but Katie got motion sickness and spewed all over Chelsea’s face so she dropped her and Katie hurtled down towards the mobile phone shaped rocks down below that would be her deathbed.
Zoë just happened to be riding on her pink and orange polka dotted scooter near the rocks located near the base of Mt Everest when she saw Katie falling out of the sky. When Katie’s body hit the rocks with and almighty thump, sending blood and guts everywhere, Zoë’s pet lima bean (named Alf) dived for cover. The Evil Rubber Chicken took this moment as an opportunity to blow Zoë and Alf up when they were dumbfounded by the shockingly recent events and would not feel any pain. The Evil Rubber Chicken’s name was Nicola Kendall and she had decided to blow Zoë up due to the fact that she had a cool pink and orange polka dotted scooter that could make chicken droppings vanish and she didn’t.
But when she found out that she had blown up the pretty polka dotted scooter up as well, she had already died and went to the Great Rubber Chicken House in the sky. Chelsea had been diving down to save Katie when the bomb was let off so she was blown up as well.
Near by, (or in the southern hemisphere if you like) Harrison Newton was on the set of the Lion King 7 as tree no. 16 in the distant background (his dream job) and was getting paid a whopping five bucks and hour, but he was currently consuming so much KFC that The Hippie a.k.a Cameron Armstrong, was so desperate the save Harrison from the high cholesterol content of KFC that he accidentally stabbed someone called the Queen of England while unsuccessfully trying to get people to sign a petition that would help put Harrison off Kentucky Fried Chicken. But after stabbing the Queen of England, despite trying to communicate his good intentions, the King of England became furious and retaliated so ferociously that Cameron died soon afterwards and Harrison became dangerously obese due to Cameron’s failed attempts to get Harrison into the habit of healthy eating. Meanwhile it was international Suicide Day so Sanjay Patel rode a motorbike off the harbor bridge, Alexander Mercer attempted to bungee jump from the stratosphere without a bungee cord and Susie Clemens the world famous green striped zebra jumped out of a one hundred and four storey building and tragically killed herself. The only failed suicide attempt that day was when a random named Benjamin Robertson-Woodward backflipped off the top of the Skytower and landed on the head of an unfortunately large bunny rabbit, giving it permanent brain damage. Ben received no injury, but his feat shocked the owner of the unfortunately large bunny rabbit that she died of rage when her body overheated and melted into a pretty pink goo. Her ghost went to heaven but since she was widely unknown, and nobody wanted to touch the pink goo, it was freeze dried and left there until Kent Liang the policeman threw a radioactive blue-tailed ant at the goo for no apparent reason, which caused the whole Earth to blow up into 14.84927183 bits once it came into contact with the rare species of ant, that was named after the policeman who blew up the Earth.
On one of the pieces of the Earth, Rebecca ruled the world (or pretended to anyway) and KLF and the Time Lords were so cool there that they were literally frozen.
Planet Becky, a.k.a the planet that Rebecca currently ruled, had a lot of quirky people living on it such as George Hitchcock who was a hobo living in a trolley that had an estimated value of $116,000,000,000 who bought Seb Brewer (officially spelt Sebastian Brewer), the chairman of the French Secret Spy Union (F.S.S.U) to assassinate Patrick, the Italian gluestick. While Seb was using Patrick’s glue up until he destroyed him, and absolutely mental taxi driver by the name of Jackson Hunt, who liked to eat green eggs and ham,(although I do not know why that is relevant), drove straight into Seb’s proper house (that was not a trolley) and most fortunately painlessly ended his happy life. Jackson did Seb a favor by using up the rest of Patrick’s glue fixing his mutilated car.
Next door, Nahyeon the Sugar Plum Fairy, (who was wearing a shockingly pink COTTON miniskirt) saw her malovently evil sister, Julia Kerr, the Banana Peel Fairy and turned her into a not so shockingly yellow miniskirt with pink spots and exclaimed, “Oooh! That’s another skirt for me!” in a very pleased tone.
The incredibly doofen Dennis Zhang hook one glance at Nahyeon, the Sugar Plum Fairy wearing her skirt and said “@#%$#! That’s a death omen!” and jumped off a cliff and did lots of stuff that caused himself unnecessary pain. His mangled corpse fell on top of May Ling who was at that moment in time, being attacked by elderly penguins wearing chunky necklaces, and had just escaped from the local rehab centre for penguins that have mysteriously contracted mad cow disease.
Lucy just happened to be selling ice to Eskimos at that moment when that unfortunate accident happened and couldn’t do anything about it because and Eskimo was enquiring about the price of 200 tonnes of vanilla ice-cream.
Lachie, a.k.a Pikachu, was not in this story due to the fact that he was challenging Michael Jackson to a dance off in heaven and Michael Jackson had taken so many bellydancing lessons that he had acquired the skill to dance Lachie to death and land him in a dimension where Avigail has straight hair and goes to Glubbens the Newt’s house and plays in the slime pool, personally designed by Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
This article was thoroughly researched by Dr. Kate Randhawa, Professor Jason Lai, and Sir Aman Mehta.

Written by everyone in Room 10 and edited by Jessica Lim and Lucy Zhang

This is one of the stories i sort of wrote with the help of lots of people!!!