Ay yi yi

I used to be a cop in Madrid.
Policia... you put your life on the line, no one really appreciates you enough for it.
Being a hero isn't what it's cracked up to be anymore...

Now I'm just a good-for-nothing guy, who happens to be quite the ladies' man.
And I know, you want to ask me out. All the foxy ladies love my accent [sorry Carlos, couldn't help it].
How do I know? Psychic powersssss.
Nah, I'm just kidding with ya.

I am a researcher, hired by Saddler. He found out what I was up to.
And that didn't end too well but...
The past is the past, am I right or am I right?

Anyway drop a comment if you know what's good for you.