pizza party at your house.I went just to check it out.19 extra larjes what a shame no one came!just us eaten all alone.you said "take the pizza home."no sens leten all this go to wast so then I fased!Pizza all day and every day.the cheese round the clock is get'n me blocked.and I sure don't care of eregularety.tell me why'd you have to go and make me so constipaded.cause right now I'd do anything to just get my balls evackuated.in the bathroom!I sit and I whate and I strane and I swet and I clench and I feel the pain oh!should I take lackses every have my colend eregated?!No no no...I was feeling pretty down till my GF came around. we're just so alike in every way I got to say!Infact I just thaught I might pop the question there that night.I was kissing her so tenderly but whow is me?!Who would of gest her family crest I suddenly spyed tatoed on her thy and son of a gun its just like the one on me.Tell me How was I supost to know we were both realated!beleave me if I knew she was my cusen we never would of dated!What to do now? should I go ahead and propose and get hiched and have kids with eleven toes and move to alabama where that kinda thing is tolerated!?!No no no no no no no no. i had so much on my mind i thought maybe id unwinde try out that new rolercoster ride and the guid said not to stand but thats a demand that i couldnt beet i got on my feet i stood up instead it knoked off my head ya see!! tell me! whyd i have to go and get myself decapitated this realy is a major inconvenionce oh man i realy hate it! such a drag now! cant eat i cant breath i cant snore i cant belch or yodle any more cant spit or blow my nose or even read sports ilastrated! oh no! whyd i have to go and get myself all mutalated!?! yea yea! i gota tell ya! life without a head kinda makes me eratated! what a bummer! cant blink i cant cough i cant sneeze but my neak is enjouing a pleasant breeze yea! i havnt been the same since my head and i were separated! No no no!!!!
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