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Reasons why you should not drink Sprite:

1. 7-UP is healthier and so why settle for second best by having Sprite?

2. Sprite contains more fat that any other soda drink availiable in the market.

3. It is proven that Sprite contains 2% natural ingredients and 98% chemical ingredients, which is real bad for the human body(trust me, I'm paid to know these things!).

4. The water they use to make Sprite has been recycled over 10 times. And what has it been recycled from? Your piss. That's what. So effectively, you're drinking your own piss (and other peoples).

5. A share of profits that 7-UP make are given away to charity, unlike the profits of Sprite. So when you buy 7-UP, at least you know you are helping charities out.

6. Sprite is know to induce sickness and head aches, especially if you mix it with Vodka. That doesn't happen when you mix 7-UP with Vodka. How do I know this? Well, let's just say that I "used a test subject."

7. I also did another test. Firstly, I rounded up 10 people. They each had 2 glasses in front of them. One was full of Sprite, the other was full of monkey piss. Needless to say, my test subjects couldn't work out which was the Sprite and which was the monkey piss. I did the same thing with 7-UP and monkey piss, with the same 10 people and they all could tell the difference between monkey piss and 7-UP and they distinguished that 7-UP tasted better. (Just for the record, my test subjects didn't get paid).

8. More "fat" people drink Sprite than 7-UP. You don't want to drink what "fat" people do, do you?

9. More brainless people drink Sprite than 7-UP. You don't want to drink what brainless people do, do you?

10. Drinking Sprite is scientifically proven to make you dumber. Just look at Rick.

UPDATE: It has just been discovered from Sprite.com that they don't use water in Sprite, they use monkey piss instead. That explains my test results...

If you think that any of this information is false,u can go to http://www.angelfire.com/extreme/itsmytime/spritesucks.htm

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