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tears_of_eyeliner Report | 07/06/2011 9:47 pm

maddi smile

tears_of_eyeliner Report | 11/21/2010 7:32 pm

MADDDDIIIII

tears_of_eyeliner Report | 07/17/2010 7:05 am

stiiiiillllllll bored.

tears_of_eyeliner Report | 06/29/2010 9:32 am

heyy, you and your sister NEED to come over! im bored out of my mind!!!!

tears_of_eyeliner Report | 07/01/2009 7:05 am

copy/paste this to 10 ppl and then press f5 and f9 at the same time you will get 100,000 gold

Ultra Angelhottie15 Report | 04/03/2009 5:44 pm

u do no tht i gave u tht commet yrs ago!

Ultra Angelhottie15 Report | 03/29/2009 4:46 pm

DONT READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don’t send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I‘ll hide under your bed. When you’re asleep, I’ll kill you. Don’t believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn’t believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she’s not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don’t want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn’t want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don’t know if he’ll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I’ll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after. They have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you’ll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and you will have a good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight tonight SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ultra Angelhottie15 Report | 03/22/2009 4:38 pm

hullo do u know how 2 write back???
i gotta a girl idk commenting me an ur not

Ultra Angelhottie15 Report | 03/22/2009 4:33 pm

wow

Ultra Angelhottie15 Report | 03/21/2009 6:41 pm

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 


2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 


3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 


4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 


5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 


6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 


7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 


8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 


9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 


10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. 


EVER WONDER 


1.Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 


2.Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 


3.Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 


4.Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? 


5.Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? 


6.Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click start? 


7.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 


8.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 


9.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 


10.Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 


11.Why do cows fly on GoofyAuctions.com but the cheese is green? 


12.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? 


13.Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 


14.Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 


15.You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? 


16.Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 


17.Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? 


18.If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 


19.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 


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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 


1.On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). 


2.On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? 


3.On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) 


4.On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). 


5.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! 


6.On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) 


7.On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) 


8.On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) 


9.On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....) 


10.On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) 


11.On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) 


12.On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news fl