Me and other stuff
Mr. Toast is a being I have created, who serves the purpose of living out my life. In short, he's me. So I shall always say Mr. Toast in my journal.
MY FRIENDS (in real life):
Nic
Cassidy
Anna
Madison
Mariel
Danielle
Danielle
Abby
Nicole
Ryan
Mcgrady
Jobe
Walker
Mina
Lane
Gabe
And a whole bunch of other people...
MY HOBBIES
I like to scrapbook, read, bead, and talk about my muffin theory.
MY MUFFIN THEORY
Dun dun dun dahhhh! Okay here it is. You know when you put bread in the toaster...and toast comes out? Well, I've always wanted to know where the bread goes.
The bread goes into the toaster. The high-intensity heat kills it slowly. As it floats into heaven, it is reincarnated into toast. Its body goes into heaven where hungry souls eat it.
And you know dead people? Well, sometimes, when their soul goes into heaven, it can collide with that of a just eaten muffin. This causes a splice. The muffins are put inside the casket, and the dead person is in your tummy. Slightly disturbing.
And sometimes, the dead souls collide with bread...and it happens all over again.
That's my theory. Hope you love it. You'd better.
I love you all! Life is short, go eat a muffin!
My song
Muffins, muffins
big and strong,
everybody
SING ALONG!
Muffins sing,
muffins dance,
and guess what?
They don't wear pants!
Don't despise them,
Please don't eat them.
They are our friends,
Know how to treat them!
The many adventures of mr. toast
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The Many Adventures of Mr. Toast
Mr. Toast goes on many daring adventures.
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if
only
love
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simple
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a
heart
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please
come
back
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