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95% of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers or Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a 100 foot building.Copy and paste this if you were the other 5% that would bring popcorn and invite friends and yell jump b***h jump!

Your friendship means a lot to me.When u cry....I will cry.When u laugh....I will laugh.When u jump out a window...I will laugh again.

They Gave me Stuff

~Family~

Ahh... I see the ******** fairy has visited us again.The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce.Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.I have plenty of talent and vision- I just don't give a damn.How about never? Is never good for you?people learn to worship me.You sound reasonable... time to up my medication.I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me? Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word . itself. MANKIND Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. An I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait-I guess that's like a regular window.During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then, I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was and why he had deer horns.Remember, kids in the backseat cause accidents; accidents in the backseat cause kids.Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door, and look relieved.Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at areas of the room that are sunny.Pick up the phone every five minutes and say "Hello." Look confused and hang up.Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a different tune.Address your roommate by a different name every time you talk to him.Constantly drink from an empty glass.Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or a glove.While unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine won't start.Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation.Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make a milkshake every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, then at the empty hamster cage, then say, "What? I was curious!"Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate's pictures.Get a surfboard and put it on your bed. Stand on it and pretend to surf for about fifteen minutes. Then pretend to wipe out and fall off the bed onto the floor. Pretend you are drowning until your roommate comes over to rescue you. Refer to him as "my hero" from then on.Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake him up and say, "It's time to go to bed now."Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

The ordinary day in the life of a CATS fan... ~ Wake up to Rum Tum Tugger on your wake up radio/CD player.~ Get dressed in your black jeans and one of your CATS shirts.~ Go to breakfast and you mother complains that your hair looks like a dogs dinner. You stand up, pull on your CATS hat and ask if she's saying you look like a pollicle?~ Get on the school bus, and pull out your CATS program to study it, even though you memorized it in the first hour you got it.~ Arrive at school and go to your locker. Make sure none of your CATS picturs have fallen down and pull out five of your CATS fanfics to work on. Close Locker.~ Go to your classes, but instead of doing actual school work, (who does THAT?) you work on your fanfics.~ At lunch, swap fanfics with your fellow CATS freaks.~ In class, read your friends CATS fanfics.~ After school, swap fanfics back, and receive complements.~ Catch the bus, re-reading the CATS program.~ When you get home, watch the video of CATS over and over until dinner, then during dinner, tell anyone who 'll listen about each character, what they look like, and who you think they're related to.~ After dinner, go to your room, and stare at your CATS pictured covered walls listening to your double CATS CD.~ When you fall asleap, dream that you're in CATS all night.~ START ALL OVER AGAIN IN THE MORNING! EVERY SINGLE DAY OF T

95% of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!

Make a wish!!!Really, go on and make one!!!Oh please.... theyll never go out with you!!!Wish something else!!!Not that, you moron!!!Something else! Quick!!!Is your finger getting tired yet?STOP!!!!Wasnt that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, heres what Ill do. First of all, if you dont send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be attacked by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of garbage. Its true! Because, you know, THIS letter isnt like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Heres how it goes:*Send this to 1 person: One person will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.*5-10 people: 5-10 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.*10-20 people: 10-20 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.*20 to 674,951 people: 20 to 674,951 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and will napalm your house.Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

do the following-1.get a sharp knife!!2.find a tree you hate!!3.carve in the tree!!4.wait for a friend to kill the tree next to that tree!!5.kick the tree!!6.yell at the tree!!7.KILL THE TREE!!!8. be happy you killed the tree!!9.kill more trees!!10.pass this on to your friends!!11.you are now evil if you did all this!!

Lyrics to Alfie :Ooooo deary me,My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past threeHe can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,I can't even see him cos the room is so smoky,Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.[Chorus]Oooooo I only say it cos I care,So please can you stop pulling my hair.Now, now there's no need to swear,Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,I just can sit back and watch you waste your life awayYou need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.Get off your lazy arse,Alfie please use your brainSurely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray,I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?[Chorus]Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a t**t.It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.[Chorus]Please don't despairPlease don't despair