Birthday: 01/01
To Sexy b***h!
2 roomates a blonde and brunnette brunnete comes home and finds her roomate with a rope around her waist the askes what are you doing and the blond answers tring to commit sucide and the brunnete said ur supposed to tie around ur neck and the blonde says i tried doing that but i couldent breath (ya pretty retarded
Ahhh Gurlz! So Magical!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said "jill do you wanna..." Jill said "yes" and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forget her pill and now they have a son mom calls the husband a 'baztard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bytch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bytch and a baztard?" and the mom says "well, a bytch is a lady and a baztard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your dic in my puss3y!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a dic and puss3y?" His moms says "Well Billy, a dic is a hat and a puss3y is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shyt" and billy said "Dad, whats shyt" And then his dad says "Well billy, shyt is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fcck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fcck?" "Well billy fcck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says Hello bytches and baztards, may i take your dics and puss3ys, my dad's upstairs wiping shyt off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fckn the Turkey lol
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