Stuff you need to know to be my number one fan!!!
Ok before you read this Just so you know i will not be using correct grammer.Alright so lets begin my name is Mallow Clouding, Unemployed ninja and underwater rockstar dood. I bet you wondering,
You: What the f**k how can you be an unemployed ninja!!!!!!!!!!
Well i'll telll you how, you break into fifteen different houses with a katana and people gotta get the POLICE all involved.......d**ks. Anyway this is what happend.
Me: Hey Dusk what are you doin.
Dusk:O nothin just looking for my katana.
Me: I'll help you, know where you last had it.
Dusk: Yeah at these adresses, and please...please....PLEASE!dont do what you always do.
But I was already gone.
10 minutes later Dusk caught up to me when i was infront of my 15th house.
Dusk:Mallow waiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I jumped in through the window and jumped back out 50 secconds later.
Me:Sorry man no hat AND NO SURVIVORS!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahaha!!!1111!!!!
After that incedent the head ninja fire me from his clan and banished me from all other ninja clans....so yeah thats how im an unemployed ninja. After a minute long depression I joined my freinds underwater band he happend to be a magic floating wood bear just so you know. I played flute and he played guitar on our first (and last.) concert we broke our instruments at the end but then realised we didn't have enough money to buy more. So we put our band on hold.
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