The son asks his father,"Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, a woman goes through three phases.""In her 20's, a woman's boobs are like melons: round and firm.""In her 30's and 40's, they are like pears: still nice, but hanging a bit." "After 50, they are like onions.""Onions?" "Yes. You see them, and they make you cry."This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said,"Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,"Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.""In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard.""In his 30's and 40's, it's like a birch: flexible, but reliable.""After his 50's, it's like a Christmas tree.""A Christmas tree?" "Yes --- dead from the roots up, and the balls are just for decoration."MERRY CHRISTMAS....
Ok i know u hate this crap when people send you stuff like this but trust me i mean trust me this is is freakin scary its sooo crazy and it works but u have too belive in it.. soo good luck lates
DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a good idea]
DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY *DID NOT START*
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thursday october 6, 2005
here just do it
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
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The son asks his father,"Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, a woman goes through three phases.""In her 20's, a woman's boobs are like melons: round and firm.""In her 30's and 40's, they are like pears: still nice, but hanging a bit." "After 50, they are like onions.""Onions?" "Yes. You see them, and they make you cry."This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said,"Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,"Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.""In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard.""In his 30's and 40's, it's like a birch: flexible, but reliable.""After his 50's, it's like a Christmas tree.""A Christmas tree?" "Yes --- dead from the roots up, and the balls are just for decoration."MERRY CHRISTMAS....
Have a nice day .. =]