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c-ass_kicker Report | 07/27/2009 9:27 pm

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Neko_Geta Report | 04/22/2009 2:55 pm

"Once upon a time, there was a mighty Orange Warrior, whose citrusy wrath made his enemies quiver in fear. He was a member of the Fructose Rind Unique Initiative Team also known as FRUIT. 





The members of FRUIT were as follows: Banana Bob, Orange Warrior, and Lady Lemon. Together they fight the forces of the Super Cool Unicorn Redemption Very Youthsquad or SCURVY which consisted of Greentooth Gill, Mr. Pocket Dictionary, and Afrobro. One day, FRUIT was enjoying a day out at the local health spa; Banana Bob was taking a rejuvenation bath (in a tub filled with whipped cream, ice cream, and chocolate syrup), Orange Warrior was lifting some sexy kiwi-bitches who thought he was buff and manly, and Lady Lemon was having her rind scrubbed and styled when suddenly Doctor Octopus attacked and crushed all of FRUIT and made them into juice! 





Then he and his tentacles began to jam down hard to a hippity hoppity pop song. 'Yo I'm Doc Ock, and I'm here to say: you betta eat yo' bananas foo'!' And Doc Ock then made a fruit smoothie out of FRUIT and drank it, and he enjoyed it very much. AND THEN SCURVY APPEARED! DUN DUN DUNNN!! Otto Octavius was far too preoccupied with drinking his smoothie, and so he allowed his tentacles to handle them. 





So, anyways, it turns out that the tentacles were REALLY horny, and they then proceeded to a**-rape SCURVY until they were mushy paste, which the appendages absorbed to keep their systems functioning as a kind of nutrition. Then Spiderman appeared and challenged Doc Ock to...a Yo' Momma contest! 'Oh, no, you di'int!' stated Doctor Octopus before slapping his hoes, Shocker, Vulture, Rhino, Sandman, and Electro all at once. 'Yo' momma is so stupid, she thinks Stiltman is cool!' 'Oh yeah?' Spiderman countered, 'Well, yo' momma's so fat, she used a bowl of pasta to cut your hair!' 





After this blow was struck a fierce battle waged, lasting days and nights and ranging from 'yo' momma's so stupid' to 'yo' momma's so analytical'. Just when Doctor Octopus was about to give the killing blow, they started making out and grinded hard, all night long. It had been a few months since the one-night-stand, and Spiderman was out fighting crime, when all of a sudden, Doc Ock appeared! 'Doc Ock!' the superhero gasped, 'You stay away from these innocent civilians, or I'll tear your tentacles off and your spine with it!' 'No, no, no, wait, I...I need to tell you something...' The supervillain seemed edgy and fidgety as he shuffled his feet, motioning for Spiderman to come closer. When he came over, the older man whispered something in the red-and-blue clothed super-human's ears, to which he tensed. 'Seriously?' Ock nodded. 





'You're sure?' Another nod. 'And it's mine?' A third nod. 'Oh...uh, wow, this is awkward. Uh, okay, fine people of Queens, I have a declaration to make: my lover, Otto Octavius, also known as Doctor Octopus or for short, Doc Ock, has conceived my love-child from our night of hot passionate smexing.' '...why did you tell them that?' Otto squeaked, blushing from horrid embarrassment.





 'You know,' Peter admitted, 'I don't really know.' Nine months later a baby was born. It had sixteen arms, eight from the octopus and eight from the spider. It was a long a treacherous custody battle, not because they wanted it but because they didn't want anything to do with it. So...Stiltman took it. So then, Stiltman began raising the child with his teachings of using machines to become really, really tall. 





The child soon rejected these ideals, and instead grew up to be a useful villain. When this occurred, Doc Ock sought long and hard to find his abandoned son, and when he found him, he informed, 'Many-Arms-Man, I AM YOUR MOTHER!' Many-Arms-Man, whose real name was Doria, gasped, tears in his eyes. 'Mommy!' The two fondly embraced, crying it out as they cuddled together. 





After the sob session was over, the two went back to formulating EVIL (which, as you know, is Every-Villain-Is-Lemons). Their main 

Neko_Geta Report | 04/17/2009 2:19 pm

"In a world where robot-ninjas, shinigami, and pirate-zombies run rampant, one man has the power, one man has the skill, one man is...Arnold Schwarzenegger, th immortal slayer. But then that one man decided that maybe, he didn't want to be 'the one man' anymore, maybe he didn't want to be a man. This is his story, a story of scandal, heroics, and sex changes. And sometimes flowers. And so Arnalda brought her newly-transformed body to 'da Club, and quickly found herself a man-b***h, and she worked his man-meat raw with her lady-parts all night long.

Arnalda kept going to clubs and getting new man-bitches until she messed with the wrong man...-b***h. Man-b***h, that is. Who turned out to be a powerful sorcerer. Arnalda wanted power, so the sorcerer turned her into the most powerful thing imaginable (except for Chuck Norris, Goku, and Robocop)-WOMANBEARPIG.

And then Arnalda worked WOMANBEARPIG's thick piggy-pink man-meat raw with her lady-parts all night long, causing a space time paradox to occur from Arnalda being able to make sweet, sweet love to herself as if she were two separate entities, and Chuck Norris transformed into Godzilla and went after WOMANBEARPIG/Arnalda to right the wrong done to the universe. And then an epic battle ensued. The entire casts of The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and...um...Power Rangers waged all-out war against WOMANBEARPIG until she enslaved the very things she once swore to fight.

She recruited an endless army of robot-ninjas, pirate-zombies, and shinigami. And then Gandhi came, and they were all so impressed by his sweet Gandhi-hawk (similar to a mohawk, but with that special Gandhi-flair), that they decided to make peace. Seeing Gandhi, Arnalda finally realized her true love, and that was Gandhi himself! And then WOMANBEARPIG and Gandhi had a litter of the freakiest children you've ever seen. Their names were Bertram, Ferdinand, and Nutter.

Until one day it was revealed that Gandhi was a double-agent. He activated a bomb resulting in the most high-octane most skillfully-choreographed fight scene ever witnessed by man, God, or 3-legged emu-rats, finally climaxing with Gandhi yelling at WOMANBEARPIG and her army, 'GOT YA, SUCKAS!' And then Gandhi and WOMANBEARPIG and Godzilla-Chuck Norris (who reappeared for some reason) were just like, 'Well...uh...threesome?' Until Jesus said 'FOURSOME!' And they had oodles of fun together until one day, Jesus started feeling nauseous in the morning. He began craving odd things, like lemon-pickle ice cream, and he got mood swings every two minutes. UH-OH, JESUS WAS PREGNANT!! (the three exclamation points means its REALLY important) When Jesus finally gave birth, the baby looked exactly like...INVADER ZIM. And so this was the catalyst to the war between WOMANBEARPIG and her forces vs the Irken Empire.

The war was hard-fought and no one was winning, that is, until the Intergalactic Wizard Alliance stepped in, who was led by the sorcerer who was WOMANBEARPIG's former man-b***h, no less. It was the ultimate custody battle: who would control the Jesus baby?

Well, anyway, it turned out to be the Irken Empire, because they had lasers and guns and crud, and easily blasted WOMANBEARPIG and her forces away. They soon after decided it really wasn't worth it, and they sent Zim away to Earth where he made hot, interracial, gay love with Dib. Gir video-taped the whole thing and posted it on Youtube. The End."

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